You Are The Only Human On The Planet, Could You Survive?

[2sheikhs]

Fucks sake!! So I couldn't even talk to him about City?

 

[Garrinchas---Dog]

What would you do if you got ill at any point

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Read books, but don't break you're glasses.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

You wouldn't get past Lands End if you have never sailed a yatch before, it's fookin dangerous

:-) and that's where a little preparation pay dividends.
This is virtually my retirement plan.

 

[andyhinch]

Fucks sake!! So I couldn't even talk to him about City?

You know what their like, fuckers get everywhere, hardly likely to be a supermodel is it, well not with my luck

 

[urban genie]

You wouldn't get past Lands End if you have never sailed a yatch before, it's fookin dangerous

I would practice first, not like I would have owt else to do, start with a rowing boat to liverpool then a speedboat down the coast to the south. Anyway may go for a ferry instead more cabin space

 

[Why Always Ste]

How would you know you were the only Human on the planet though?
I'd be quiet as a mouse, probably use supplies around houses where I am and set up traps at local stores with supplies.
Takes me about 5mins to the local farm, I'd try to get there, locate the gun he has, then back to my home > sleep in the loft (4th floor house) > on the roof at night ready to snipe potential attackers.

When supplies run out from the Tesco Express near my house, then i'd move further down to the next market which has loads of tinned foods, break into another house, again set up on the roof.
Luckily I live on a hill so always have a vantage point.
During the day I'd be looking for a Dog, something which could keep alert/protect.

Would avoid bigger cities like Manc, staying in the suburbs.

if some big corp. had taken over it doesn't stop them with heat detection simply blowing me up but let's just presume there is no ultimate power and it's every man for himself.

Mad Max :D

 

[warspite]

How would you know you were the only Human on the planet though?
I'd be quiet as a mouse, probably use supplies around houses where I am and set up traps at local stores with supplies.
Takes me about 5mins to the local farm, I'd try to get there, locate the gun he has, then back to my home > sleep in the loft (4th floor house) > on the roof at night ready to snipe potential attackers.

When supplies run out from the Tesco Express near my house, then i'd move further down to the next market which has loads of tinned foods, break into another house, again set up on the roof.
Luckily I live on a hill so always have a vantage point.
During the day I'd be looking for a Dog, something which could keep alert/protect.

Would avoid bigger cities like Manc, staying in the suburbs.

if some big corp. had taken over it doesn't stop them with heat detection simply blowing me up but let's just presume there is no ultimate power and it's every man for himself.

Mad Max :D

You wouldn't realise for years that you are the only human but as in my case crossing the Channel then moving South through France then onto the coasts of either Spain , Italy or Greece and not seeing a soul I think it would gradually dawn on me, that's why I would stay heavily armed at all times as there would also be by then wild animals everywhere

 

[Second Skin]

I'd go to Africa and shoot some fucking Lions

 

[maccadon]

I would wreck a lot(places,buildings,landmarks) after taking a Selfie first.obviously

 

[warspite]

I would wreck a lot(places,buildings,landmarks) after taking a Selfie first.obviously

The Trafford swamp comes to mind

 

[maccadon]

That would be first on.the list @warspite.paint downing street door in city blue

 

[rushts]

I would live in a castle and piss in empty bottles.
If i had to shag an animal, it would be a rabbit. Not a wild scrawny one, a big fluffy lop eared pet rabbit.

 

[andyhinch]

I would live in a castle and piss in empty bottles.
If i had to shag an animal, it would be a rabbit. Not a wild scrawny one, a big fluffy lop eared pet rabbit.

I can see you've given this a lot of though, preparation is everything

 

[Rascal]

You wouldn't realise for years that you are the only human but as in my case crossing the Channel then moving South through France then onto the coasts of either Spain , Italy or Greece and not seeing a soul I think it would gradually dawn on me, that's why I would stay heavily armed at all times as there would also be by then wild animals everywhere

How would you get over the wall you want built?

Fences are a waste of time they just cut through them, a Berlin style wall needs building all the way around the terminal and beyond

 

[warspite]

How would you get over the wall you want built?

Silly Rascal, I would sail over, thousands of boats moored up in Southern English ports, lighten up fella :)

 

[KenTheLandlord]

Silly Rascal, I would sail over, thousands of boats moored up in Southern English ports, lighten up fella :)

By the time you get off your boat and unload your weapons some wild animal will have eaten you.

Make no mistake, you versus a wild animal would like watching Floyd Mayweather demolish Stephen Hawking, gun or no fuckin gun.

 

[DTKOAG]

Thank fook the football season is just about to start.

 

[bumbleblue]

Physically yes for a while, emotionally no I would be crackers within weeks.

 

[warspite]

By the time you get off your boat and unload your weapons some wild animal will have eaten you.

Make no mistake, you versus a wild animal would like watching Floyd Mayweather demolish Stephen Hawking, gun or no fuckin gun.

I wouldn't be too sure about that if I was you