United Thread 2015/16

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He doesn't like philoshophy. Is this you Shallyman?

So after all that...

yes I watched the whole thing, it was hilarious...

Last week was giving it the big un coz they were top, until his wife (who's probably a Blue) and Arsenal pointed out the reality.

What a ****.

 

[jimharri]

One minute fifty seven seconds before i drifted off. Do well in the House of Lords this guy.

3:52 for me. Do I win a prize? Had to laugh at the comment about "The Chosen One's" payoff; "Six million; not bad for being a tosser, is it?"

 

[Bob Hope]

Don't you just love our quiet neighbours?

Hahahahaha fuck me that is fucking funny.

 

[City Raider]

Their celebratory response to our injuries is embarrassing. I remember when we used to be praying they had players out, now I couldn't care.

Smalltime.

 

[stony]

Don't you just love our quiet neighbours?

Fuck off! that can't be real, surely?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

With Jurgen Klopp at the Kop and Arsene Wenger at Arsenal, a trend seems to be developing where clubs appoint managers with names similar to how the club is perceived. With that in mind, our quiet neighbours are believed to have approached Stefan Kuntz.

Overwrought, Jim, but worth the effort.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Exactly. There's some right fucking flapping going on the last two days. We've spent £100m on two attacking midfielders, so let's see them perform. Oh, and we've got a £30m+ forward to come in for Aguero, and let's not forget that apart from the Newcastle game, Sergio hasn't been at his absolute lethal best this season.

So, relax and trust in the squad.

Nicely put.

 

[-nibz-]

Fuck off! that can't be real, surely?

It's real but they could have worded it better.

 

[stony]

It's real but they could have worded it better.

'MICROPHONE HEADED DIRTY RAG **** LUCKY TO SIT ON BENCH'

Would have been accurate as well as acceptable.

 

[jimharri]

'MICROPHONE HEADED DIRTY RAG **** LUCKY TO SIT ON BENCH'

Would have been accurate as well as acceptable.

Not a fan then?

 

[fanakapan]

He doesn't like philoshophy. Is this you Shallyman?

I found this bloke ok to listen to... Been watching United since Roger Byrne...must be sslightly older than me. He is a United fan from Manchester...so cut him some slack. Listen to it again and he is spot on in everything he says. Interesting when he talks captains.....I dont remember him mentioning Keane......

But he is spot on...

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Don't you just love our quiet neighbours?

Did a cracking job of holding the lucazade and jogging up and down with a luminous bib on. You don't see silva bringing that to the Spanish side.

 

[bluemc1]

I found this bloke ok to listen to... Been watching United since Roger Byrne...must be sslightly older than me. He is a United fan from Manchester...so cut him some slack. Listen to it again and he is spot on in everything he says. Interesting when he talks captains.....I dont remember him mentioning Keane......

But he is spot on...

He's not far off is he with what he's saying ? Except " prove to my wife and 70 odd thousand fans " 70 thousand ????????? Don't think he's been for a while

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Happy birthday to Manchester's biggest ticket tout!!!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Happy birthday to Manchester's biggest ticket tout!!!

The truth will come out?

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I think Memphis is challenging Rooney to the top wanker of the rags. Every time I see a picture of him I want to hit him.

 

[sir baconface]

Does Phil the Face still play for this outfit? Never hear of him these days.

 

[manimanc]

I found this bloke ok to listen to... Been watching United since Roger Byrne...must be sslightly older than me. He is a United fan from Manchester...so cut him some slack. Listen to it again and he is spot on in everything he says. Interesting when he talks captains.....I dont remember him mentioning Keane......

But he is spot on...

Who do you support pal?
Genuine question by the way..:)

 

[Bluewonder]

He doesn't like philoshophy. Is this you Shallyman?

"He done it the right way. The Manchester United philosophy." What a stupid ****.

 

[Sir peace frog]

sir alex((unt) never blamed his players, can I take you back to the 1-6 he said for some reason his players took it on themselves to carry on attacking at 1-3 ,these fucking lot rewrite everything to suit, fuck off scum