United Thread 2015/16

[BigOscar]

Griezmann would be a quality signing to be fair. They'll pay through the roof, but they could definitely get him. I just hope all these selling clubs can stay strong on deadline day!

Oh but wait... to get Griezmann they'd have to sign him tonight, is that correct? Does the Soanish market close tonight?

They aren't linked with Griezman, it was a rumour from a fake twitter account, followed up by people misiniterpreting a tweet from him. He was tweeting about how tommorow people will find out his rating on the new FIFA and the rags seem to think this is about him yearning to play under the turtle.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I think it's more like, football is ruining them.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

I think they just ruined football

Its our fault. We inflated the transfer market.........

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Did Woodward seriously just pay 58 million for no other reason than to posture the rags as bigger spenders than us?

That's fucking hilarious.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What fucking league is he talking about!?!

Well, there are 20,000 leagues under the sea, perhaps he means one of those.

 

[Bluearmy]

Monaco told French tv station canal + the deal is worth upto €80M the bbc have picked up on this saying the French media are staggered at this deal and the amount the rags have offered

If that turns out to be gospel, then the inmates are running the asylum!

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Well, there are 20,000 leagues under the sea, perhaps he means one of those.

They should thrive in that league, with them being a sinking ship and all that.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Just read this on the De Gea thread, the miserable bastards are losing it!

I hope Messi scores six and he starts to cry, but only after Messi's sixth involved him being hit in the face, leaving him with a broken nose before the ball deflected on to the underside of the bar, back down on to his ass and then over the line, making it the very first own goal ever scored by a goalkeeper with his ass. And then, when everyone's feeling sorry for him for showing such emotion and crying, it is revealed that his tears were not genuine, only the result of it being impossible not to cry salty tears when your nose breaks, and it is revealed that he is, in actual fact, incapable of crying proper tears of sadness. This means that he has to go through his entire life with pent up frustration and sadness, never to experience the magnificent joy and relief of a good cry.

That was written by one fucked up individual.......

where's vanNutjob at this moment

 

[Sheriff Fatman]

£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!£58M!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing stopping this from being a British record is the exchange rate at the time of the Di Maria transfer.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

They aren't linked with Griezman, it was a rumour from a fake twitter account, followed up by people misiniterpreting a tweet from him. He was tweeting about how tommorow people will find out his rating on the new FIFA and the rags seem to think this is about him yearning to play under the turtle.

Nice one. Cheers mate.