United Thread 2015/16

[Brightwell’s left peg]

No; he was confused as he was taking a penalty that he hadn't dived for.

Aah. That would explain it. How about carrick. Was he looking for a place in the RWC final this weekend?

 

[jimharri]

Aah. That would explain it. How about carrick. Was he looking for a place in the RWC final this weekend?

No; nothing as deep as that. He couldn't hit a barn door if his nose was pressed against it.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Some unhappy rags there but to be fair most seem to be able to see the issues - fatty Rooney, A&E and TT's weird tactics but pleasingly the hold on to the idea that TT is a master and its just a matter of time until they take over the world.......... he should be safe for this season at least.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I haven't seen utd's missed penalties. Any truth in the rumour Ashley young missed his because instead of shooting he passed it back into his own half?

That naughty invisible man! I swear he tapped ashley's foot there again.
Either that or he stumbled over one of the many piles of smug that is constantly being excreted from his face.

 

[jimharri]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...its-he-never-wanted-to-join-manchester-united

B-b-b-but; I thought everybody wanted to play for "The World's Greatest Club"™?

 

[Bluebee2]

Just looked on the Boro website and the say no attendance was given for last nights match, they must be trusting when it comes to getting their share of the gate money.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What a pic

Maybe it's some kind of coded signal. Or a moderately veiled mocking of their captain.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Well Tia Maria has gone up one in my book by saying he never really wanted to join United. Good lad, we blues will always have a soft spot for you for being a talented player in a team of shite and refusing to go on the Rag tour of America. Wonder how the revisionists at old Trafford will spin the one season tenure of their most expensive signing?

Surely every player wants to play for Yoonited for the love of the shirt, the history and the 650 million plastics world wide.

Or for their love of their share of the 60million reasons they wanted to join.

 

[SWP's back]

Mate, almost 50% of our away allocation for the biggest game of the season now goes to corporate, I'd say that's as bad as it gets for shitting on your supporters, personally.

I find that very hard to believe.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

No; nothing as deep as that. He couldn't hit a barn door if his nose was pressed against it.

Thanks again Jim. I guess I just give them too much credit.

 

[TCIB]

http://www.skysports.com/football/n...its-he-never-wanted-to-join-manchester-united

B-b-b-but; I thought everybody wanted to play for "The World's Greatest Club"™?

It was the worlds worst kept secret wasn't it, tbf to Utd even their fans kinda knew it.
Of course i laugh at this but i can't hide my distaste for him. His best is pretty good but you did not see it that often and every single time i saw Real on tv he had a face like he lost a tenner and found a penny. He has "mentally fragile baby" written all over his ugly alien rat face.
I know he was in La Liga team of the season or what not but bollocks Darren Beatie had a good season at saints once.

I of course like to see Utd get laughed at but i can't stand Di Maria.

 

[jimharri]

It was the worlds worst kept secret wasn't it, tbf to Utd even their fans kinda knew it.
Of course i laugh at this but i can't hide my distaste for him. His best is pretty good but you did not see it that often and every single time i saw Real on tv he had a face like he lost a tenner and found a penny. He has "mentally fragile baby" written all over his ugly alien rat face.
I know he was in La Liga team of the season or what not but bollocks Darren Beatie had a good season at saints once.

I of course like to see Utd get laughed at but i can't stand Di Maria.

He has a face not even a mother could love. And if he goes out in a strong breeze, fuck knows where he'll land!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Tia Maria has certainly generated some bile on the caff too

 

[worsleyweb]

Serious question - would you swap looking like you do to look like Tia Maria but you get his money?

 

[blueincy]

Well done!! BZuc...

 

[Barcon]

Serious question - would you swap looking like you do to look like Tia Maria but you get his money?

Can I spend it on anything I want?

 

[laserblue]

I've heard rags still using the 'T' word. Apparently they're 'in transition' but don't have sufficient self-awareness to realise they've been saying that for over two years now. That's a pretty long period of transition especially as Pellegrini didn't need one before winning the PL title and League Cup in his first season.

 

[1961_vintage]

Are they playing to get the Turtle sacked with one eye on a malcontent @ the Bridge perhaps?

 

[goalmole]

I had to laugh at the irony of one poster on red cafe from Ireland calling our fans plastics. Apparently in his neck of the woods 'there were no City fans round his neck of the woods a few years back, now there's fecking loads'.

He might be right. It could be that all the former red glory hunters are becoming blue glory hunters. Bound to happen if the respective trajectories continue as they are.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

45 second......" sticking side show bob on......" Fucking hilarious.