United thread 2015/16

[The perfect fumble]

"Ryan, I am your father"

 

[KDBestplayerintheworld]

How do we call that bet in?

I think he will fail massively. For him.

He won't get 16 league goals. He's a shithouse ****. And he will be taking the preferred position of two good young players in Rashford and Martial.

And will he track back and help out? Will he fuck as like. Another huge ego in a dressing room of cunts with big egos. It's gonna be a car crash and I for one can't wait.

Don't necessarily agree on this. Whatever way you look at it, Ibra is still a brilliant player. Comparison with Falcao doesn't make sense to me. Also think he could be pretty compatible with a player like Martial, so I do think rags will improve this year, but still no better than 3rd place and safely behind City.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Considering they are the richest club in the world alongside Barca and Real Madrid they just don't have the same success.
Many thanks Mr Glazer, may it continue.

I do think the Glazers ought to be in line for some kind of award for services to English football. They've managed to strip away 500M+ so far, which has levelled things up.

 

[eversince 76]

The way I see it? When that lot went out of the CL and another pair of poor league results followed soon after, TT destiny was sealed. Woodward sounded out Pep, but soon realized he would waste his time. In envy and desperation he than turned to Mendes in an attempt to try get Mourinho. Not the perfect one on and off the pitch, but his honourlist is impressive and he knows how to derail City and Pep's plan as much as possible. By that time Mourinho started to leak to the media his future was secured and he would definitely manage a new team next season. Not long after that another Mendes-client stated it was his last season for PSG and his next destination would raise a few eyebrowses. A perfect player for the Mourinho-concept that always needs one or two players to be brainwashed by him in the Pepe/Costa-way. Therefore I'm pretty sure Mourinho and Ibrahimovitch will join that lot. I would even state it led to Phil Neville's comments in the Mirror when he mentioned Ze War and Mourinho to be the best to have for that battle. No wonder his one braincell didn't succeed at Valencia. Or anywhere else for that matter.

 

[SWP's back]

Don't necessarily agree on this. Whatever way you look at it, Ibra is still a brilliant player. Comparison with Falcao doesn't make sense to me. Also think he could be pretty compatible with a player like Martial, so I do think rags will improve this year, but still no better than 3rd place and safely behind City.

He'll be 36 next year.

 

[mat]

He's ripping you off
He's ripping you off
Peggy Mourinho
Is ripping you off

 

[M18CTID]

From PEG Cafe:

"There was a good thread down in the noobs about City, with a City fan or two preaching about how they aren't oil dependent anymore, because now they're totally sustainable and profitable, with all these sponsorship deals with Etihad, Etisalat, Chinese investment etc."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - taste those lemons! Anyway, I'd sooner be oil dependent than noodle dependent you stupid twats!

 

[Blue Hefner]

Alot of you guys will have to eat your words if ibra joins the scum. I bet my life that he will be a huge success like he has been in every club up to now. Im worried about them now.

That's a big statement

 

[babyape]

Of the last 10 years, he's spent 9 of them in the French & Italian leagues. I can't see, how at 35, he'll be anywhere near up to the prem speed.

I've also just read the 'Controversies' section of his wiki profile. Makes for a fun read. Wow is all i can say. Sounds like a right c*nt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zlatan_Ibrahimović#Controversies

 

[Falcao]

What does PEG stand for?

 

[The perfect fumble]

What does PEG stand for?

Portuguese Eye Gouger

 

[Saddleworth2]

What does PEG stand for?

Portuguese eye gouger

 

[Falcao]

Portuguese Eye Gouger

Portuguese eye gouger

Thanks.

 

[andyhinch]

What does PEG stand for?

Portuguese Eye Gouger

Ps I came up with catchy or what :-)

 

[manimanc]

Any white smoke seen yet rising from the PEG arena?
Has mighty mouth been sworn in yet?

 

[blueinsa]

Any white smoke seen yet rising from the PEG arena?
Has mighty mouth been sworn in yet?

No but im amazed the SSN studio hasn't gone up with the tape machine bursting into flames because of the sheer amount of times its played the same fucking things over and over and over..............

 

[marco]

the man needs to take that grey shirt off he's had it on 3 days

 

[eversince 76]

From PEG Cafe:

"There was a good thread down in the noobs about City, with a City fan or two preaching about how they aren't oil dependent anymore, because now they're totally sustainable and profitable, with all these sponsorship deals with Etihad, Etisalat, Chinese investment etc."

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - taste those lemons! Anyway, I'd sooner be oil dependent than noodle dependent you stupid twats!

Don't you think it's a bid sad to go on there and copy what obviously is one of many remarks about us, as there are on here about that lot?

 

[Big Bill Leivers]

Jesus, just read the controversies section on Ibra' s Wikipedia .... it's a must read. If I was a rag player I'd be shifting myself and investing in top quality body armour - the guy's a total nutter. Can't wait to see which rag muppet he assaults first.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

Any white smoke seen yet rising from the PEG arena?
Has mighty mouth been sworn in yet?

LOL.