Sam Allardyce

Heres 1 to think about Mark Sampson the manager of the womens team. But more than likely it will be 1 of Southgate , Big Sam or Pardew if they stay English. Non English how about Blanc done a good job at PSG. The best out there with a all round tatical side would be him and generally young too.
 
What a bunch to choose from. Apparently the top 4 according to the bookies are Southgate, Benitez, Howe and Pardew. I don't think any of them have the qualities we need to get something out of the current corp of players.

Lets be clear, although we didn't face serious opposition in qualifying, we did have a system and we played to it. Come the finals and, yet again Roy panics and drops it all. Sturridge right wing? Two 'quarterback' style midfielders in Rooney and Dier, against a team defending deep? We never tried that in qualifying, he's just panicked and tried to cram the best performing players of the past few months into a starting eleven, plus Rooney. And where on earth was he when the players lots their heads around the 70 minute mark? Every pass was poor, they were panicking, and not a sign of the boss telling them to calm it down and start again, play t their strengths.

As i see it, what we need is a motivator, someone who has a system or two and can identify the best players for it, and who can identify the correct changes to make in a game to turn it. I would love that to be an English manager, in fact in the face of Brexit I think it would be damned embarrassing to give the job to a non Englishman now, but I don't think we really have that kind of manager available to us. Fat Sam? Hmmm. Howe has hardly set the Premier League alight and possibly the presence to command a dressing room of egos. Not Pardew, he's been exposed as a one trick pony countless times, plus I just don't like him.

Sod it, why not some Italian fire and go for Bobby Manc.
 
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Nothing will change, we always seem tournament behind - for example, the last few were about Spain and possession yet we couldn't string a pass together yet now we want to do it the 'Spanish way', those days are over but we are still trying to pass for the sake of it. The game is about setting up well and playing counter-attack see Italy, Ath Madrid, Leicester etc yet we don't/can't do it. No doubt we will try and adopt another 'way' and only half get to grips with it but the world/game would have moved on by then as well
 
Hoddle. End of.

Is that the same Hoddle that did fuck all with Wolves, Spurs and Southampton(if I remember right)? He's lived off 30 minutes V Argentina for almost 20 years! time to move away from the likes of him
 
Eddie Howe should be the favourite. Young, ambitious, plays good attractive football and sticks to his beliefs. Too many dinosaurs have been England coach over the last 10 years.

Big Sam wouldn't be the worst choice, far better than Roy and actually has a back bone.

Gareth Southgate or Gary Neville would just be insanity.
 
Is that the same Hoddle that did fuck all with Wolves, Spurs and Southampton(if I remember right)? He's lived off 30 minutes V Argentina for almost 20 years! time to move away from the likes of him
He had taken England to withing spitting deistance of 2nd in the world when he was fired for non football related reasons. I dont think he is the answer 15 years on but he did a great job as the england manager
 
Whoever it is, we need to play in a way that the available players are capable of playing.
It's pointless trying to emulate the way Pep plays the game because we don't have the personnel to carry out his instructions.
The whole idea of winning games is to play to your strengths. Do you go up against Barcelona and try and pass them off the pitch? Of course not.
I'm afraid that the only way England could ever dominate the opposition is to play route one, 442. It's been coached into us since junior level.
Forget any ideas about diamonds and false 9's. Pick the best left footed lb and lm. Same for the right side.
Forget about centre backs that can play the ball. Put a couple of them there that can be dominant.
No lightweights in the middle either. Strong tacklers that don't go hiding.
Big target man up front with a natural poacher next to him.
It'd be crap to watch.
As others have said, don't try and shoehorn players into positions.
Don't pick players because of who they play for . If West Brom have a right sided midfielder that can tackle, track back and put a good early cross, pick him rather than a centre mid that plays for a fashionable club and push him to the side.
The commercial side of the FA would have to take a back seat for the good of the country.
None of this will happen though. It's a money driven outfit that has to keep the sponsors sweet. Wembley won't be filled if the national side doesn't have it's quota of players from their media darlings.
 
Roberto Mancini.

Absolutely tailor made for the job.

Changes mentalities, knows how to fucking defend, attention to detail and not scared to tell the big I ams to fuck off if they need it.
 
The sad thing is that the manager is just the most visible sign of the problem, yet we continue to sack them and think someone else will magically come in and fix everything, completely ignoring the deeper issues. Until we dramatically improve both the amount of coaches and the quality of coaches, we'll continue to produce players who are tactically inept and who's technique cannot stand up to pressure. It really doesn't matter who the manager is if the players are too thick to follow their instructions or incapable of rolling a 5 yard pass to one another without it rolling under their foot.
 
Alan Shearer.
Apparently asked for the job prior to Hodgson. He would be my first phone call this morning.

If we dont need English id ask Bobby Manc. He knows how to kick players up the backside - The FA would never appoint someone like him but those would be my shouts.
 
Alan Shearer.
Apparently asked for the job prior to Hodgson. He would be my first phone call this morning.

If we dont need English id ask Bobby Manc. He knows how to kick players up the backside - The FA would never appoint someone like him but those would be my shouts.
Why would he be your choice? For the great job he did in his short spell at Newcastle or the fact he talks absolute shite on MOTD?
Nothing he's said or done in the last couple of years gives me the impression he's a capable manager. A capable ****, yes.
Or is it because he shows 'Passion'? which in fairness would already put him a notch above Woy.
 
Woy followed by Southgate?

Is this an international football team or the fcukin Civil Service?

It's the BBC. Dad buggers up and 'son' takes over. Southgate is an FA man. He's not gonna kick arses when they need a size ten on both buttocks.

The mystifying thing is that these players are not bad players. They are not the world beaters the RagDipperArseMeedya often eulogise pre-tournament (only to kick 'em when the are out!) I've seen most of them last season and the level they played at then was several levels higher than they delivered last night. But it seems that every manager over the last twenty or thirty years might have had a purple patch of a few games, even got to a semi, but they seem to come down to the level of whoever they are playing. They never seem to go up to the level of the Chairmans, the Italians, French or Spaniards. 'Tis a mystery! I think the FOCs in CBL3 ought to put in a joint application to be the new manager(s). We can get 'em out of the groups, certainly, and then anything on last night would be an improvement. Friendlies against Guam, Cape Verde, Wallis et Futuna, Norfolk Island and we'll be touted as trophy lifters.
 
Why would he be your choice? For the great job he did in his short spell at Newcastle or the fact he talks absolute shite on MOTD?
Nothing he's said or done in the last couple of years gives me the impression he's a capable manager. A capable ****, yes.
Or is it because he shows 'Passion'? which in fairness would already put him a notch above Woy.

The Creosote King will never make a manager of a football team if he lived to be two thousand and six!
 
Alan Shearer.
Apparently asked for the job prior to Hodgson. He would be my first phone call this morning.

If we dont need English id ask Bobby Manc. He knows how to kick players up the backside - The FA would never appoint someone like him but those would be my shouts.

My first phone call would also be to Shearer. But it would be to ask him why he felt that he was any more of a candidate than the last time the FA told him to fuck off and get some experience. We can all sit there and criticize and analyse England, at least Southgate is coaching and managing and trying to make something of himself. I'm sure Southgate could sit in a studio and slate England if he wanted by he's keen to improve our younger side at national level. I still wouldn't give him the job yet but Shearer wouldn't be anywhere near my list.

We need to get a proven manager in, and get the next one lined up by working under him as assistant. Then get a conveyor belt in if it's felt necessary but only if they've got strong philosophies of how football should be played. It's no good following this German model (or indeed the Barca model) of promoting your managers as you do players, if those managers don't have a desire to implement their own brand of football.

We lack enough quality coaches or players in England, that's just the way it is. That needs to change first and foremost. Next season, the league is going to be fantastic - some great managers, and personalities which should lead to some entertaining off the pitch. Guardiola at City. Conte at Chelsea. Ranieri at Leicester. Mourinho at the rags. Klopp at Liverpool. Not exactly an abundance of English talent. And they're not taking up top jobs abroad either! Not since Bobby Robson have we had an English manager with enough reputation to earn a job on the continent. We're one dimensional in our philosophy of the game and we're incapable of doing anything other than trying to emulate other great teams.

Meanwhile our Rugby coach has come in and shaken the team up - he's given debuts to youngsters and binned them instantly if they've not performed. He's ignored names and played who he thinks works best in any given game, and plays each game as it pans out, not how it might pan out if he sticks and gives it another ten minutes. It's a different sport but the style of management is needed in our football team. Whilst the players go and enjoy a well deserved break what's he up to? He's going to work with a Tour de France team to see how they operate, how they coach, what statistics they analyse and how they get the best out of their riders. Thinking outside the box and striving to improve himself so he can improve England.

Woy's only ambition seemed to be to break the record for the number of centre forwards you could have on the pitch at any one time. Rooney, Sturridge, Kane, Vardy. Then Rashford comes on for Rooney. Should have kept him on to have all 5 of them on the pitch.
 

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