The next Prime Minister of Britain

Hope y'all don't mind a view from the outside looking in. It has made for car-crash viewing, over here, on the greener, more civilised island. A bit like watching your neighbour call out a cheating wife, pack his bags, slam the door behind him and only then realise, "fuck me! I'm homeless, aren't I?"

The aftermath has been instructive if not particularly surprising - and if you feel I'm sticking the boot in on your poor, demented basket case of a democratic balls up - please rest assured that you are dead fucking right - but that also, I hold most of the politicians in my own country in equal, if not lower, esteem....

I deliberately stayed out of all that Brexit bollocks. None of my business. For the record, I believe the EU is far too capitalism obsessed at the expense of the good of its citizens (a debate for another day, perhaps) but would have rathered the UK remain in and demand reform than spit its dummy and not only isolate itself but make it look like something it's overwhelmingly not; be that xenophobic or arrogant or culturally stunted.
It's the aftermath if the vote that has really put the rabid cat amongst the pigeons.

It's like a mask has slipped isn't it?
That well-rehearsed veneer of gentlemanly conduct and, dare I say it, competence, has fallen away to reveal a nasty nest of parasites.

The Tory Eurosceptics have exposed themselves for the sniveling, power-obsessed shits they have always been. No surprise there. Let the devil take the hindmost, so long as there's enough for me, has been their raison dêtre for a very long time now.
These are the people who still think Thatcher wasn't a self-serving c*nt but an un-canonised saint. Each to their own, I'd normally say - except in this case, it's the poor fuckers in the food banks and staring over bridges who pick up the tab for their silver spooned lifestyles.

Meanwhile, the Blairites ignore the open goal in front of them, preferring instead to also disregard the wishes of the grassroots of their own party and savage their own leader.
Miliband (either fuckwit)... Jesus wept, has there ever been a more uninspiring pair of gobaloons than those shitheads?

To be fair to Corbyn, he's the only key player who has managed to keep on course. Whether you agree with him or not - whether you think he'd make a good or terrible PM, you have to say that he has stood by his principles throughout thus debacle and managed to not stoop to the level of the back-stabbers. He has just about clung onto his own personal dignity- albeit, whilst looking somewhat beleaguered whilst under siege.

I think Cameron's put down yesterday was very telling, though. With the country in a state of flux, the last thing the Public School cartel need is a hard Left that speaks for the worker, rather than the wishy-washy social-democracy of the Blairites. The latter they can handle - even live with, if truth be told. The former, a state where the working classes have a champion in no. 10 and actually start clawing back some of the benefits that have been stolen from them, chills them to the bone.

One last thing: anyone who voted for Brexit in the belief that the likes of Boris, Gove and Farage would give a crumpled fuck about the NHS, needs to give their head a wobble. Frankly, you're incompetent if you did that.
 
Hope y'all don't mind a view from the outside looking in. It has made for car-crash viewing, over here, on the greener, more civilised island. A bit like watching your neighbour call out a cheating wife, pack his bags, slam the door behind him and only then realise, "fuck me! I'm homeless, aren't I?"

The aftermath has been instructive if not particularly surprising - and if you feel I'm sticking the boot in on your poor, demented basket case of a democratic balls up - please rest assured that you are dead fucking right - but that also, I hold most of the politicians in my own country in equal, if not lower, esteem....

I deliberately stayed out of all that Brexit bollocks. None of my business. For the record, I believe the EU is far too capitalism obsessed at the expense of the good of its citizens (a debate for another day, perhaps) but would have rathered the UK remain in and demand reform than spit its dummy and not only isolate itself but make it look like something it's overwhelmingly not; be that xenophobic or arrogant or culturally stunted.
It's the aftermath if the vote that has really put the rabid cat amongst the pigeons.

It's like a mask has slipped isn't it?
That well-rehearsed veneer of gentlemanly conduct and, dare I say it, competence, has fallen away to reveal a nasty nest of parasites.

The Tory Eurosceptics have exposed themselves for the sniveling, power-obsessed shits they have always been. No surprise there. Let the devil take the hindmost, so long as there's enough for me, has been their raison dêtre for a very long time now.
These are the people who still think Thatcher wasn't a self-serving c*nt but an un-canonised saint. Each to their own, I'd normally say - except in this case, it's the poor fuckers in the food banks and staring over bridges who pick up the tab for their silver spooned lifestyles.

Meanwhile, the Blairites ignore the open goal in front of them, preferring instead to also disregard the wishes of the grassroots of their own party and savage their own leader.
Miliband (either fuckwit)... Jesus wept, has there ever been a more uninspiring pair of gobaloons than those shitheads?

To be fair to Corbyn, he's the only key player who has managed to keep on course. Whether you agree with him or not - whether you think he'd make a good or terrible PM, you have to say that he has stood by his principles throughout thus debacle and managed to not stoop to the level of the back-stabbers. He has just about clung onto his own personal dignity- albeit, whilst looking somewhat beleaguered whilst under siege.

I think Cameron's put down yesterday was very telling, though. With the country in a state of flux, the last thing the Public School cartel need is a hard Left that speaks for the worker, rather than the wishy-washy social-democracy of the Blairites. The latter they can handle - even live with, if truth be told. The former, a state where the working classes have a champion in no. 10 and actually start clawing back some of the benefits that have been stolen from them, chills them to the bone.

One last thing: anyone who voted for Brexit in the belief that the likes of Boris, Gove and Farage would give a crumpled fuck about the NHS, needs to give their head a wobble. Frankly, you're incompetent if you did that.
Bloody well said.
 
Hope y'all don't mind a view from the outside looking in. It has made for car-crash viewing, over here, on the greener, more civilised island. A bit like watching your neighbour call out a cheating wife, pack his bags, slam the door behind him and only then realise, "fuck me! I'm homeless, aren't I?"

The aftermath has been instructive if not particularly surprising - and if you feel I'm sticking the boot in on your poor, demented basket case of a democratic balls up - please rest assured that you are dead fucking right - but that also, I hold most of the politicians in my own country in equal, if not lower, esteem....

I deliberately stayed out of all that Brexit bollocks. None of my business. For the record, I believe the EU is far too capitalism obsessed at the expense of the good of its citizens (a debate for another day, perhaps) but would have rathered the UK remain in and demand reform than spit its dummy and not only isolate itself but make it look like something it's overwhelmingly not; be that xenophobic or arrogant or culturally stunted.
It's the aftermath if the vote that has really put the rabid cat amongst the pigeons.

It's like a mask has slipped isn't it?
That well-rehearsed veneer of gentlemanly conduct and, dare I say it, competence, has fallen away to reveal a nasty nest of parasites.

The Tory Eurosceptics have exposed themselves for the sniveling, power-obsessed shits they have always been. No surprise there. Let the devil take the hindmost, so long as there's enough for me, has been their raison dêtre for a very long time now.
These are the people who still think Thatcher wasn't a self-serving c*nt but an un-canonised saint. Each to their own, I'd normally say - except in this case, it's the poor fuckers in the food banks and staring over bridges who pick up the tab for their silver spooned lifestyles.

Meanwhile, the Blairites ignore the open goal in front of them, preferring instead to also disregard the wishes of the grassroots of their own party and savage their own leader.
Miliband (either fuckwit)... Jesus wept, has there ever been a more uninspiring pair of gobaloons than those shitheads?

To be fair to Corbyn, he's the only key player who has managed to keep on course. Whether you agree with him or not - whether you think he'd make a good or terrible PM, you have to say that he has stood by his principles throughout thus debacle and managed to not stoop to the level of the back-stabbers. He has just about clung onto his own personal dignity- albeit, whilst looking somewhat beleaguered whilst under siege.

I think Cameron's put down yesterday was very telling, though. With the country in a state of flux, the last thing the Public School cartel need is a hard Left that speaks for the worker, rather than the wishy-washy social-democracy of the Blairites. The latter they can handle - even live with, if truth be told. The former, a state where the working classes have a champion in no. 10 and actually start clawing back some of the benefits that have been stolen from them, chills them to the bone.

One last thing: anyone who voted for Brexit in the belief that the likes of Boris, Gove and Farage would give a crumpled fuck about the NHS, needs to give their head a wobble. Frankly, you're incompetent if you did that.

Well said
 
Hope y'all don't mind a view from the outside looking in. It has made for car-crash viewing, over here, on the greener, more civilised island. A bit like watching your neighbour call out a cheating wife, pack his bags, slam the door behind him and only then realise, "fuck me! I'm homeless, aren't I?"

The aftermath has been instructive if not particularly surprising - and if you feel I'm sticking the boot in on your poor, demented basket case of a democratic balls up - please rest assured that you are dead fucking right - but that also, I hold most of the politicians in my own country in equal, if not lower, esteem....

I deliberately stayed out of all that Brexit bollocks. None of my business. For the record, I believe the EU is far too capitalism obsessed at the expense of the good of its citizens (a debate for another day, perhaps) but would have rathered the UK remain in and demand reform than spit its dummy and not only isolate itself but make it look like something it's overwhelmingly not; be that xenophobic or arrogant or culturally stunted.
It's the aftermath if the vote that has really put the rabid cat amongst the pigeons.

It's like a mask has slipped isn't it?
That well-rehearsed veneer of gentlemanly conduct and, dare I say it, competence, has fallen away to reveal a nasty nest of parasites.

The Tory Eurosceptics have exposed themselves for the sniveling, power-obsessed shits they have always been. No surprise there. Let the devil take the hindmost, so long as there's enough for me, has been their raison dêtre for a very long time now.
These are the people who still think Thatcher wasn't a self-serving c*nt but an un-canonised saint. Each to their own, I'd normally say - except in this case, it's the poor fuckers in the food banks and staring over bridges who pick up the tab for their silver spooned lifestyles.

Meanwhile, the Blairites ignore the open goal in front of them, preferring instead to also disregard the wishes of the grassroots of their own party and savage their own leader.
Miliband (either fuckwit)... Jesus wept, has there ever been a more uninspiring pair of gobaloons than those shitheads?

To be fair to Corbyn, he's the only key player who has managed to keep on course. Whether you agree with him or not - whether you think he'd make a good or terrible PM, you have to say that he has stood by his principles throughout thus debacle and managed to not stoop to the level of the back-stabbers. He has just about clung onto his own personal dignity- albeit, whilst looking somewhat beleaguered whilst under siege.

I think Cameron's put down yesterday was very telling, though. With the country in a state of flux, the last thing the Public School cartel need is a hard Left that speaks for the worker, rather than the wishy-washy social-democracy of the Blairites. The latter they can handle - even live with, if truth be told. The former, a state where the working classes have a champion in no. 10 and actually start clawing back some of the benefits that have been stolen from them, chills them to the bone.

One last thing: anyone who voted for Brexit in the belief that the likes of Boris, Gove and Farage would give a crumpled fuck about the NHS, needs to give their head a wobble. Frankly, you're incompetent if you did that.

why would a man pack his own bags on his cheating wife? She has a choice of exiting through the door or through the upstairs window.
 
Hope y'all don't mind a view from the outside looking in. It has made for car-crash viewing, over here, on the greener, more civilised island. A bit like watching your neighbour call out a cheating wife, pack his bags, slam the door behind him and only then realise, "fuck me! I'm homeless, aren't I?"

The aftermath has been instructive if not particularly surprising - and if you feel I'm sticking the boot in on your poor, demented basket case of a democratic balls up - please rest assured that you are dead fucking right - but that also, I hold most of the politicians in my own country in equal, if not lower, esteem....

I deliberately stayed out of all that Brexit bollocks. None of my business. For the record, I believe the EU is far too capitalism obsessed at the expense of the good of its citizens (a debate for another day, perhaps) but would have rathered the UK remain in and demand reform than spit its dummy and not only isolate itself but make it look like something it's overwhelmingly not; be that xenophobic or arrogant or culturally stunted.
It's the aftermath if the vote that has really put the rabid cat amongst the pigeons.

It's like a mask has slipped isn't it?
That well-rehearsed veneer of gentlemanly conduct and, dare I say it, competence, has fallen away to reveal a nasty nest of parasites.

The Tory Eurosceptics have exposed themselves for the sniveling, power-obsessed shits they have always been. No surprise there. Let the devil take the hindmost, so long as there's enough for me, has been their raison dêtre for a very long time now.
These are the people who still think Thatcher wasn't a self-serving c*nt but an un-canonised saint. Each to their own, I'd normally say - except in this case, it's the poor fuckers in the food banks and staring over bridges who pick up the tab for their silver spooned lifestyles.

Meanwhile, the Blairites ignore the open goal in front of them, preferring instead to also disregard the wishes of the grassroots of their own party and savage their own leader.
Miliband (either fuckwit)... Jesus wept, has there ever been a more uninspiring pair of gobaloons than those shitheads?

To be fair to Corbyn, he's the only key player who has managed to keep on course. Whether you agree with him or not - whether you think he'd make a good or terrible PM, you have to say that he has stood by his principles throughout thus debacle and managed to not stoop to the level of the back-stabbers. He has just about clung onto his own personal dignity- albeit, whilst looking somewhat beleaguered whilst under siege.

I think Cameron's put down yesterday was very telling, though. With the country in a state of flux, the last thing the Public School cartel need is a hard Left that speaks for the worker, rather than the wishy-washy social-democracy of the Blairites. The latter they can handle - even live with, if truth be told. The former, a state where the working classes have a champion in no. 10 and actually start clawing back some of the benefits that have been stolen from them, chills them to the bone.

One last thing: anyone who voted for Brexit in the belief that the likes of Boris, Gove and Farage would give a crumpled fuck about the NHS, needs to give their head a wobble. Frankly, you're incompetent if you did that.

Sums it up nicely.
 
I hate the **** but Cameron has played a blinder here. By stepping down and not being the one to trigger article 50 he's turned the job as next PM into a poisoned chalice. No fucker wants it.

There's always someone, particularly in the Tory party, who thinks he or she is the latter day Churchill. There'll be no shortage of a candidate.
 
Since everyone else is fucked i may put my own name forward. I stand a little bit more crazy than the monster raving loony party, not left or right, just crazy :-)

Vote Guy for a desperately failed state...but great internet.
 
Since everyone else is fucked i may put my own name forward. I stand a little bit more crazy than the monster raving loony party, not left or right, just crazy :-)

Vote Guy for a desperately failed state...but great internet.

We live in a truly open and tolerant society where even a ginger can become PM, go for it mate.

Although you becoming PM would be like letting Hodor win the GoT.
 
We live in a truly open and tolerant society where even a ginger can become PM, go for it mate.

Although you becoming PM would be like letting Hodor win the GoT.


I am going to shut the bog door on you soon after i have purged my guts of a bad curry.
Then sir i shall certainly "hold the door" until you pass out or take the easy option should you be carrying razor blades on your person.

The lords knee speaks harshly, but truly, me being PM would indeed be daily kerfuffle. You would have good internet though remember !!!
For you, cheap price, 10 dorra sowjer boy.
 
I am going to shut the bog door on you soon after i have purged my guts of a bad curry.
Then sir i shall certainly "hold the door" until you pass out or take the easy option should you be carrying razor blades on your person.

The lords knee speaks harshly, but truly, me being PM would indeed be daily kerfuffle. You would have good internet though remember !!!
For you, cheap price, 10 dorra sowjer boy.

To that threat I say, happy shitting

Teenagers would wank themselves into a frenzy with all the high speed, low cost internet you'd provide, it would be the end of the next generation as we know it, we need increased immigration to keep everything running and that wouldnt go down well with the erm, not at all racist, Brexiters
 
To that threat I say, happy shitting

Teenagers would wank themselves into a frenzy with all the high speed, low cost internet you'd provide, it would be the end of the next generation as we know it, we need increased immigration to keep everything running and that wouldnt go down well with the erm, not at all racist, Brexiters

If Teresa may gets in she will be like "yeah come over" the second the put foot on here she will open fire haha.
I reckon she should be head of MI6, she would get off all day long saying shit like "neutralize the target" and "get me the asset", she would get wrist cramp every damn day hehe.
 
Since everyone else is fucked i may put my own name forward. I stand a little bit more crazy than the monster raving loony party, not left or right, just crazy :-)

Vote Guy for a desperately failed state...but great internet.
The last "Guy" we had was a fucking terrorist....so fawk off
 
Well Daily Mail has backed May which I find surprising considering twat face features wife works for them

Gove is Murdoch's man. Paul Dacre is close to May I understand. You don't get to be Tory leader or PM without being firmly wedged up the arse of one of them.
 

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