Wife's Knickers stuck in the Hoover

I normally break down a metal coat hanger into a knicker fishing tool and grab the fuckers that way, simple really.. Beware though as the hook can go right through without grabbing them if they are split crutch....!
 
worked on an RAF transport squadron and all our convoys with dangerous goods were coordinated by a civvy guy

The cleaner walked in his office early evening one night and he was in a meeting with his mini blow job Henri the hoover......

not sure if there were any knickers stuck though
 
I was doing some tidying up , it got hot so I took all my clothes off doctor,i noticed a pile of washing in the corner,so I picked the washing up but a pair of the wifes knickers kept falling off the pile,i sorted this problem by putting my wifes knickers on so they wouldn't fall off the pile,anyway as I was passing the hoover I tripped over the wire and you wouldn't believe what happened next my penis got stuck in the pipe,it must of popped out of the crotchless part, have you got any leeches for this doc ?
 
Bluemanc100 said:
worked on an RAF transport squadron and all our convoys with dangerous goods were coordinated by a civvy guy

The cleaner walked in his office early evening one night and he was in a meeting with his mini blow job Henri the hoover......

not sure if there were any knickers stuck though
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Just stay out of the kitchen FFS!

" honest love I got out the shower and while I was naked I remembered I had to change that bulb above the kitchen table. Well my feet were still a bit soapy and I fell backwards into a rather large and very nobbly sweet potato.....honest!".
 
Is this you OP?



MY HENRY HOOVER PROVED MY FELLA WAS DOING THE DIRTY


When Melissa Smeaton*,32 was expecting guests at her house, she reached for her trusty Henry Hoover but it didn’t work. Little did she know it would prove her partner hadn’t cleaned up his act.

I met a guy called Sheikmedick n a bar in Manchester in August 2016 Ihad recently split up with my ex and my friend Sarah, 32 wanted to cheer me up.

I knew of Sheikmedicks reputation but he said that was all behind him.

After six months he moved into my place. We never argued, the sex was great and he had pretty much stopped going out with “the lads.”

We even started having dinner parties. I planned another posh dinner evening at our place for Saturday evening in March 2012.

However, I didn’t realise the time and rushed back home to clean our place.

When I got into the door I reached for my Henry Hoover.

To my horror as I switched on the Hoover it wasn’t sucking anything up. My trusty hoover had never failed me before.

Little did I know then, but he was holding the key evidence.

In a blind panic I picked up the hoover and rushed out of the door.

As I stormed into the hardware shop I grabbed the nearest assistant. He took me to the repairs room and began to dismantle the equipment.

“Here is your culprit” He said, as he reached inside and pulled out a pair of white frilly French knickers.

My jaw dropped to the floor. I had never owned a pair of knickers like this in my life.

I left the shop with my tail between my legs and wondering which legs Sheikmedick had been in between.

As I stormed back into the house, I approached him with Henry in one arm and somebody else’s knickers in the other.

“They are nothing to do with me” He replied, trying to look angelic.

“Well I have never owned a pair. So either they are another girls, or you are a cross dresser” I shouted.

He continued to deny it but after what seemed like hours, he came clean.

He had sucked the life out of me. My Hoover was fixed but my heart was broken.

Henry Hoover might have been my hero, but now I am single and I feel he has left a vacuum in my life.
 
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