Wife's Knickers stuck in the Hoover

bluegirl74 said:
It's probably how PLLK's looks if his description above is correct.
Again, no pics please.
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Well it has a couple of meanings... Interesting you go straight to the gnarly penis explanation, must be your personnel experience

The Ottoman's were well known for their large cannons, so a Turkish battle cannon can also mean someone very well endowed.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Magnetic resonance imaging... all downstairs junk was dramatically ripped out, penicillin didnt help with the reconstructive surgery
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I had one a few years ago, and a nuclear scan last month. Today I spent all day in Barnsley hospital waiting for minor surgery to see if my right hip needs re replacing. This involved them sticking a large needle into the hip all the way to the bone and draining out whatever shite was there. All done under local anaesthetic. Which is weird because you only feel the needle when it's halfway down. Fuck me it hurt and they didn't tell me they were going in through the groin, the cunts.
 
stony said:
I had one a few years ago, and a nuclear scan last month. Today I spent all day in Barnsley hospital waiting for minor surgery to see if my right hip needs re replacing. This involved them sticking a large needle into the hip all the way to the bone and draining out whatever shite was there. All done under local anaesthetic. Which is weird because you only feel the needle when it's halfway down. Fuck me it hurt and they didn't tell me they were going in through the groin, the cunts.
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I took my old man for an MRI a few months ago, was funny when they asked him if he had an piercings, he asked if they had many perverts who have scans, I cracked up.

That sounds fucking nasty mate, I know you have said they might need replacing soon, all that bending over to be fucked by TCIB has had its toll.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
I took my old man for an MRI a few months ago, was funny when they asked him if he had an piercings, he asked if they had many perverts who have scans, I cracked up.

That sounds fucking nasty mate, I know you have said they might need replacing soon, all that bending over to be fucked by TCIB has had its toll.
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It wasn't pleasant, but it was worse because I'd had a sleepless night, I literally had no sleep. Then they told me at 7.30 I was first on the list and to get ready to go to theatre. Half fucking 12 they turned up. It didn't help that it seemed like work experience day and every woman under the age of 22 within a five mile area seemed to be in the theatre.
I still had to to do the school run at 3 too :(
 
stony said:
It wasn't pleasant, but it was worse because I'd had a sleepless night, I literally had no sleep. Then they told me at 7.30 I was first on the list and to get ready to go to theatre. Half fucking 12 they turned up. It didn't help that it seemed like work experience day and every woman under the age of 22 within a five mile area seemed to be in the theatre.
I still had to to do the school run at 3 too :(
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Ahhhh the old, you are first and then made to wait for 4 hours trick, been there a few times.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Ahhhh the old, you are first and then made to wait for 4 hours trick, been there a few times.
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It's the stuff they slapped on my knacker before they started digging in that took my breath away. Antiseptic they called it. The breath of a thousand penguins in more like it. Fuck me it was cold. My knackers went so far into my body I nearly choked.
 
stony said:
It's the stuff they slapped on my knacker before they started digging in that took my breath away. Antiseptic they called it. The breath of a thousand penguins in more like it. Fuck me it was cold. My knackers went so far into my body I nearly choked.
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To be far mate, at your age they must have a way to go ;-)
 
BimboBob said:
Did they shave the grey pubes first?
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First time I had my hips replaced I was only 34. I had both of them done at once, and before they did the op I was in a wheelchair. A side effect of this meant I couldn't move my legs apart, or in any direction more than a couple of inches. The feeling of relief when they did the op and I could finally get some air onto my smothered knackers was almost orgasmic.
That however isn't the tale. An unfortunate side effect of not being able to move had seized all the tendons in my groin and when they came to do the operation they had to slice into the groin and free up the tendons. This part of the operation was unexpected and meant that they didn't shave me first.
So when I woke up, not only had I had a double hip replacement, I'd also had my groin sliced open, stitched and dressed.
There wasn't an issue until it came to taking off the dressing. Bear in mind I was still in agony from a double hip replacement. The nurse looked a bit sheepish, but also far too fucking amused for my liking. She explained it was an unexpected procedure and they didn't have time to shave so it might hurt a little when she took the plaster off.
Hurt was a fucking understatement. It felt as though she'd ripped my left bollock clean off. I must have leaped about 4 foot into the air whilst she stood there grinning like a fucking imbecile with what looked like a dead tarantula in her hand. I cannot begin to describe how much it hurt, I will only add that I had one completely hairless testicle that resembled an angry Phil Collins and one nurse who was struggling in vain not to laugh.
 
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