Wife's Knickers stuck in the Hoover

A thread on Mods nipples,as well as regular updates should be a sticky on here.
 
Paul Lake's Left Knee said:
Cigar butts on quarter pounders from the PMs i've received
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Ducado has won 'Most attractive nipple' 5 years in a row. PB is gutted, he's come second 3 times now. It's like watching Messi and Ronaldo battle it out for the Ballon D'or. PB knows he doesn't have long left, his nip rings are hanging lower every year. He was almost disqualified last year because they thought it was a Prince Henry.
 
stony said:
Ducado has won 'Most attractive nipple' 5 years in a row. PB is gutted, he's come second 3 times now. It's like watching Messi and Ronaldo battle it out for the Ballon D'or. PB knows he doesn't have long left, his nip rings are hanging lower every year. He was almost disqualified last year because they thought it was a Prince Henry.
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"Prince Henry"

It's that's a posh term for getting sucked off by a Hoover?
 
stony said:
Ducado has won 'Most attractive nipple' 5 years in a row. PB is gutted, he's come second 3 times now. It's like watching Messi and Ronaldo battle it out for the Ballon D'or. PB knows he doesn't have long left, his nip rings are hanging lower every year. He was almost disqualified last year because they thought it was a Prince Henry.
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I thought it was called a prince Albert?
 
bluegirl74 said:
On this rare occasions, this thread does not require pictures...
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Haha. Prince Albert was the one I was thinking of, but I couldn't remember it and Prince Henry rang a bell. So I went to urban dictionary and it said Prince Henry was indeed a cock piercing.
I know nothing about the positioning of such things. The only thing I know about piercings is that back in the early 80s if a man had his left ear pierced it was ok, but the right one meant he was a member of Canal st blues.
 
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Say what you like about him, his suction has been unrivalled. He will give the kegs back once he's finished with them, and the photos are done
 
stony said:
Haha. Prince Albert was the one I was thinking of, but I couldn't remember it and Prince Henry rang a bell. So I went to urban dictionary and it said Prince Henry was indeed a cock piercing.
I know nothing about the positioning of such things. The only thing I know about piercings is that back in the early 80s if a man had his left ear pierced it was ok, but the right one meant he was a member of Canal st blues.
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It's OK Stony. I think our combined lack of knowledge about cock piercing is to our credit.
We should defer to PLLKs knowledge on the subject :-)
 
bluegirl74 said:
It's OK Stony. I think our combined lack of knowledge about cock piercing is to our credit.
We should defer to PLLKs knowledge on the subject :-)
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You mean "Jimmy jangle junk"? he didn't get that name for nothing.
 
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