Messi in tunnel bust-up after game?

[Barcon]

Can imagine Kolarov with soap in his eye in the shower squinting and seeing what looks like a back scrubber only after use seeing a very upset and wet messi and his now fucked up beard looking scared and bemused.

I laughed loud at this. So did the wife.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

A heady mix of Vosene, Silk Cut, vics vapour rub and athletes foot powder.

Absolute bollocks, I gave up smoking years ago.

 

[dickie davies]

13 pages and none of you wankers have come up with the right name
It's so fucking obviously Big Mal's Cigar

 

[stony]

Absolute bollocks, I gave up smoking years ago.

You spend that much time with your head on GDM's pillow that your bound to pick up a slight whiff of smoke.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I read stats on how long actual play happens in the 90mins and some matches have literally half a match of football played. With that i would like to know the El Classico stats now that match has been mentioned, i bet some of them have really shockingly low 'in play' numbers.

Having watched quite a few of these over the years, the only thing that shocked me about Messi's reaction last night, is that there are people that are shocked by it.

 

[Saddleworth2]

Absolutely not mate. I actually used to like and respect them. That was until we started playing them all the time and I actually started watching them.

They were charlatans. Neymar was going down before physical contact was made. Christ, I would bloody hate us to play like that. All joking aside, hats off to Txiki and everyone involved in our recruitment that in the main we end up with decent human beings who are a credit to the club and the sport.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

You spend that much time with your head on GDM's pillow that your bound to pick up a slight whiff of smoke.

I'm not the one who bites it though mate, I can assure you of that.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Leg.

Rarse

 

[BlueAnorak]

Well when the Glass Tunnel opens, they'll be hundreds of witnesses to events like this...

 

[colbee59]

Twitter starting to say the mystery City man was Arteta