United 2016/17

[kaz7]

Paul Pogba put Manchester United's worst start in 27 years down to being "cursed"

“We’re going to start thinking we’re cursed,” said Pogba.
“It doesn’t matter which team comes here, we dominate them, be it Arsenal or West Ham.
Our luck will change at one time or another and it’s then that we’ll have to take it.”

No mate you are just shit

 

[babyape]

Here's what I want to know.
If that was a yellow card offence, why was the exact same one that he did a few minutes later at the other end of the pitch result in a foul against the west ham player and not another yellow?
And when he deliberately pushed the player to the ground, from behind, after the ball had gone out of play, under the linesemans nose was deemed a throw in instead of another yellow card?

Glad he wasn't sent off. I'm happier when he's on the pitch. Incredibly lazy, ill disciplined footballer.

Not someone you can afford to carry with the rabble around him....

Pants pulled down.

 

[KentBlue]

“We’re going to start thinking we’re cursed,” said Pogba.

Close. I curse like mad whenever I see you or anything associated with that obscene excuse for a football club.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Glad he wasn't sent off. I'm happier when he's on the pitch. Incredibly lazy, ill disciplined footballer.

Not someone you can afford to carry with the rabble around him....

Pants pulled down.

I think someone on here described his as the Balotelli of midfield.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

If anyone knows any match-going rags, make sure you remind them that their game is on Wednesday, and not Thursday, this week. They might get confused and turn up on the wrong day.

 

[mat]

I think someone on here described his as the Balotelli of midfield.

No where near as likeable as our Mario.

 

[city saint]

I bet peg wont be picking a second team in this one as its the only thing they can realistically win with other teams playing weakened teams

 

[Cellarite]

Why, whenever sky talk about Maureen's reaction on Sunday, do they refuse to show the decision that caused it?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Well supposedly Noble admitted afterwards that he would have caught him if Pogba hadn't jumped out of the way. So maybe football expert Julien Laurens is wrong about that one and shouldn't get so mad.

No surprise that you are on here spouting more pro-Rag shite.

Don't you get fed up of showing yourself up ?

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Why, whenever sky talk about Maureen's reaction on Sunday, do they refuse to show the decision that caused it?

Because they're ****s?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Apparently he said it in a post-match interview but wasn't reported here because the game wasn't broadcast on English TV, I don't have proof and maybe it's false.

I didn't see almost universal condemnation on here when Aguero was done for elbowing Reid but whatever.

That's because he didn't and Reid is a cheating cnut who faked the assault to disguise his own foul .

 

[sir baconface]

If Mourinho was a copper, he'd claim someone beaten up in custody had head-butted his boots.

And the Press would lambast the detainee for disrespecting publicly-funded footwear.

 

[Hart of the Matter]

I remember a PEG excuses dart board on a Chelse thread. We now have at least three more.... travelling on a Thursday, unluckiest team ever and refs being mean (although that one has always been the case for him). Have I missed any?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Apparently in the star today it said the ticket tout is a man of honour???

 

[manimanc]

Paul Pogba put Manchester United's worst start in 27 years down to being "cursed"

“We’re going to start thinking we’re cursed,” said Pogba.
“It doesn’t matter which team comes here, we dominate them, be it Arsenal or West Ham.
Our luck will change at one time or another and it’s then that we’ll have to take it.”

Come on, own up. Which one of you on here has buried city shirts in the centre circle?

 

[johnny on the spot]

Currently doing the rounds on Facebook:

 

[crazyg]

Currently doing the rounds on Facebook:

Very poignant. RIP all of them.

 

[Impeccable One]

Could you write this more slowly, please?

May be if I read it more slowly I'll understand why the bank robber didn't get away with it. I mean I've just tried writing with lemon juice and it is invisible ?

 

[Impeccable One]

It's interesting to apply the Kubler-Ross 5-stsge model of grief to their situation. I always thought this was a linear model, where you moved from one stage to another, eventually getting to the end state. Yet Peg seems to be exhibiting all five simultaneously.

Stage 1 - Denial. "We're the unluckiest club in the world. We're dominating opponents but aren't getting the wins".

Stage 2 - Anger. At refs, his players, his situation and anyone/anything else, real or imaginary, that annoys him.

Stage 3 - Bargaining. "All I need is 4 more transfer windows and a billion pounds then I'd have a world-beating team.

Stage 4 - Depression." I'm living in a hotel and my family are staying in London".

Stage 5 - Acceptance. "We have to be realistic. We aren't th at good any more and we need to rebuild".

If you're trying to impress people with posts like this .... it worked :)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

He's showing passion on the touchline, being unlucky, being picked on, conspiracy from officials has continued from Chelsea, he'll get it right soon, just needs another 3 transfer windows... these are just a couple of the excuses i've had in the last 24 hours from rags, I hope their delusion continues and the FA leave him alone to continue the circus of the touchline every weekend.

He actually puts a lot of passion into being a twat, bless him.