United 2016/17

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Lucky Toma said:
FourFourTwo have asked me to come up with 20 reasons why I hate United. Its a dream gig!

Currently editing my choices down from original 1000 haha

Thought I'd throw it open all the same. What's your biggest bugbears?
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The myths that have been built up that are utter b/s late eighties they were shite and averaging less than 35k, they have been a club that had a brief spot of success early 1900s on the back of taking most of our (suspiciously) banned players including Meredith. Then nothing of note including being bailed out several times by us until the mid fifties where they were decent until mid late 60s then nothing again until the 90s when the Sky cash and the change in how attendance revenues was split in their favour allowed them to build and financially bully everyone until Chelsea and us spoiled the party
 
The number of times they have been saved from going bust by rich business men.
The year of their formation (1902).
Bribes.
Dodgy meat.
How they treated the Munich family's.
How all their fans started supporting them when they were shit. (should have built a bigger stadium at the time )
Eyes under toilet doors.
Bombs behind toilet doors.
Hiding behind toilet doors then sneaking out of toilet windows.
Manchester ???
 
Rooney eyeing future in management

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney reflects on his record-breaking goals tally for the club and reveals he would relish the opportunity to manage once he stops playing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38771516

Management?!?! He couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery!
 
Pell said:
Rooney eyeing future in management

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney reflects on his record-breaking goals tally for the club and reveals he would relish the opportunity to manage once he stops playing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38771516

Management?!?! He couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery!
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Maybe so, but you can guarantee he'll land a decent job.
 
Pell said:
Rooney eyeing future in management

Manchester United captain Wayne Rooney reflects on his record-breaking goals tally for the club and reveals he would relish the opportunity to manage once he stops playing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38771516

Management?!?! He couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery!
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No, but he could manage a leg-over in a brothel.
 
Sick of seeing shite about their new song.
'Playing football the United way' - hopefully someone will put together a video with the 'United way of playing' I.e. hoof it to A+E / big nose and the diving
 
They're so cocky at the moment but with so little justification.
They won 2 of their last 5 games at home to Reading and Hull without playing well, drew to Liverpool and Stoke with the help of late equalisers and lost at the mighty Hull despite fielding a strong line up.
They have no injuries to speak of to mitigate their poor performances just one guy at AFCON.
Their young heroes of last season have stagnated or regressed and Josie seems more interested in squeezing the last drops out of Carrick and Zlatan than building for the future. No doubt Mendes and Raiola will supply any needed reinforcements at the usual rates ;)
Their Youth Teams struggle. Out of the Youth Cup to a team we toyed with on Thursday and they're trusting Nicky Butt and a handful of head hunted scouts to fix it.

So all in all things are little if any better than last year, arguably they are in some ways worse but the delusion is strong in them fucktards.
 
With all the fawning over Rooney goal scoring record they could rename the stand after him unless they go ahead with the Brian Riggs family stand.
 
Deepest Blue said:
They're so cocky at the moment but with so little justification.
They won 2 of their last 5 games at home to Reading and Hull without playing well, drew to Liverpool and Stoke with the help of late equalisers and lost at the mighty Hull despite fielding a strong line up.
They have no injuries to speak of to mitigate their poor performances just one guy at AFCON.
Their young heroes of last season have stagnated or regressed and Josie seems more interested in squeezing the last drops out of Carrick and Zlatan than building for the future. No doubt Mendes and Raiola will supply any needed reinforcements at the usual rates ;)
Their Youth Teams struggle. Out of the Youth Cup to a team we toyed with on Thursday and they're trusting Nicky Butt and a handful of head hunted scouts to fix it.

So all in all things are little if any better than last year, arguably they are in some ways worse but the delusion is strong in them fucktards.
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Perfectly put. And the fans genuinely think they are flying at the moment and have the best manager possible. Whereas we are in crisis. Whether they are that stupid or have just convinced themselves everything is rosy I don't know, but it's becoming increasingly bizarre talking to reds at the moment.
 
babyape said:
Perfectly put. And the fans genuinely think they are flying at the moment and have the best manager possible. Whereas we are in crisis. Whether they are that stupid or have just convinced themselves everything is rosy I don't know, but it's becoming increasingly bizarre talking to reds at the moment.
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Thats the power of the media and there brain dead fans.
 
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