United thread 2017/18

[oakiecokie]

Karma is beautiful.Maureen crying about Chelsea having nine defenders.The irony in those words.
Long may he continue at The Theatre of Boredom.

 

[abu13]

Haha, I know, I know :)

 

[Elbow beards]

Spitting image of him MES.

It's this dude,
http://www.itv.com/citv/scrambled/sam

 

[pride in battle]

All before the season Starts
Matic, 30 year old shit
Valencia, 33 year old shit
Young, 33 diving shit.
Darmian, Italian Shit.
Shaw, Ruined shit.
Smalling, appauling grabbing hold of the opposition shit.
Jones, ugly useless injury prone shit.
Bogpa, Strolls around like Dick shit.
Sanchez, expensive paid shit.
Martial, miserable as fuck shit.
De Gea, Hopefully going to Real Madrid shit.
Lumpkaka big shit.
Rashford, being destroyed by a **** shit.
Fellaini, Unfortunately shit who maybe leaving the shit.
Messi Lingard, shit.
Carrick, retired shit.
Lindelof, Bad shit.
Bailly Injury prone and rash shit.
Rojo tattooed shit.
Herrera, Dog shit.
McTominay Scottish shit.
Mata not appreciated Shit.

Brilliant :)

 

[cptnemo]

I see a pattern there!

Struggling too see it can you help me out?

 

[laughing gravy]

anybody know what time the trophy parade starts?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Brilliant :)

Thanks 8-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

anybody know what time the trophy parade starts?

half-past shits on monday night

 

[BlueS]

Out Mourinhoed Mourinho as a swan song, well played.

 

[TravisBickle]

I could give my all for united but still be shit,and I don't pull stupid faces,except my cum face of course :)

In another life Phil Jones would’ve make a fortune in the porn industry lol