Spurious Claim to Fame

[Kazzydeyna]

I once fingered a girl behind Fridays in northenden and apparently she had a Kylie minogue autograph.

Does that count?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My mate lived next to Paul Young (Sad Cafe lead) and once he gave us a lift to the shops when it was raining.

I went to Ducie school in Moss Side with Paul Young, and for years I always thought he was the the "Wherever I Lay My Hat" guy. Only recently did my daughter check and discover he was in fact he Mike & The Mechanics" version.

 

[Stelea]

Chris Evans was a couple of years above me at School and was a paper lad in the Newsagents where my mum worked.
R kids missus was Kerry Katonas bridesmaid.
Company I worked for sold Neil Pointon a big house in Chorley Old Road so I had a few chats with him on site.
Met Gary McAlister twice in the space of a month when we were trying to flog him a large house in Harewood, Leeds.
Wigan rugby player Andy Farrell crashed into the back of my car (lucky no damage else I’d have had to had words!)
Noel G complemented me on my Colin Bell sash shirt when we were sat next to him, Curley Watts and Goldie at Wembley 99

 

[Kinkladze 1]

I once licked jam off Colin McRea’s girlfriends tits at a house party at them new builds at Stretford marina.

 

[GFBlue]

I have slept in the same bed as Lech Walesa. Not at the same time as him obviously.....your honour

 

[manchester blue]

I went to Ducie school in Moss Side with Paul Young, and for years I always thought he was the the "Wherever I Lay My Hat" guy. Only recently did my daughter check and discover he was in fact he Mike & The Mechanics" version.

I had to check that!

 

[Banshee]

I appear in an episode of That Peter Kay Thing.

 

[BimboBob]

I appear in an episode of That Peter Kay Thing.

I appear in an episode of "Howards' Way".

 

[Mozzer]

My wife's step sister was married to Hilary Mantel's brother.

 

[Banshee]

I appear in an episode of "Howards' Way".

If we were playing Top Trumps you'd win.