Spurious Claim to Fame

[I'm With Stupid]

I personally know someone who has a blue tick on Twitter.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I grew up in Chorlton around the corner from the Bee Gees before they emigrated to Australia.

Didn't know the Bee Gees lived in Chorlton .... I lived a few doors down from some of The Hollies on Corkland Road.

Slept on Celine Diones bed.

Had a mention on Police 5.

 

[halfmist]

I appeared on the front page of The Manchester Evening news when I got mugged, ( I could have gone on the tele but I refused) and my photo was on the back page of The News Of The World the day after the Luton match when Swales came out to address the 20 or so fans still protesting at about 7.15pm outside the main entrance.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I am briefly on screen at the end of the QPR game.

 

[mrbelfry]

I nearly once got run over by Peter Beardsley and had to wait in a queue of traffic at a petrol station being caused byTrevor Sinclair parking up at a pump for ages

 

[Dirty Harry]

My dad was taught by Fred Talbot. He was shocked to find that he was actually guilty and reckoned the testimony of a certain front man was a load of shit.

An old work mate was taught by Fred Talbot, the whole thing really upset him, more so because he didn't try it on with HIM, got a really bad complex that he was ugly.

I have a few, but probably the funniest was searching a very old Jack Lemmon at Manchester airport.

Had to stop my first wife from chasing after Amelia Bullmore down Aytoun Street after she'd passed us and left us in no doubt that she fancied the fuckin arse off me and wanted to shag me.

 

[bavarian blue]

Didn't know the Bee Gees lived in Chorlton .... I lived a few doors down from some of The Hollies on Corkland Road.

Slept on Celine Diones bed.

Had a mention on Police 5.

They lived on Keppel Rd, I lived on Corkland Road, remember the Hollies also.

 

[manchester blue]

Kevin Spacey pointed at me once.

Were you in an identity parade?

 

[Blueles61]

I have a saved message on my answering machine from Brazil legend Carlos Alberto!
Anthony Joshua recorded “please leave a message” for my brother on his mobile.

 

[Pablo123]

Had a moment with George Ford's auntie

 

[Kazzydeyna]

I once fingered a girl behind Fridays in northenden and apparently she had a Kylie minogue autograph.

Does that count?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My mate lived next to Paul Young (Sad Cafe lead) and once he gave us a lift to the shops when it was raining.

I went to Ducie school in Moss Side with Paul Young, and for years I always thought he was the the "Wherever I Lay My Hat" guy. Only recently did my daughter check and discover he was in fact he Mike & The Mechanics" version.

 

[Stelea]

Chris Evans was a couple of years above me at School and was a paper lad in the Newsagents where my mum worked.
R kids missus was Kerry Katonas bridesmaid.
Company I worked for sold Neil Pointon a big house in Chorley Old Road so I had a few chats with him on site.
Met Gary McAlister twice in the space of a month when we were trying to flog him a large house in Harewood, Leeds.
Wigan rugby player Andy Farrell crashed into the back of my car (lucky no damage else I’d have had to had words!)
Noel G complemented me on my Colin Bell sash shirt when we were sat next to him, Curley Watts and Goldie at Wembley 99

 

[Kinkladze 1]

I once licked jam off Colin McRea’s girlfriends tits at a house party at them new builds at Stretford marina.

 

[GFBlue]

I have slept in the same bed as Lech Walesa. Not at the same time as him obviously.....your honour

 

[manchester blue]

I went to Ducie school in Moss Side with Paul Young, and for years I always thought he was the the "Wherever I Lay My Hat" guy. Only recently did my daughter check and discover he was in fact he Mike & The Mechanics" version.

I had to check that!

 

[Banshee]

I appear in an episode of That Peter Kay Thing.

 

[BimboBob]

I appear in an episode of That Peter Kay Thing.

I appear in an episode of "Howards' Way".

 

[Mozzer]

My wife's step sister was married to Hilary Mantel's brother.

 

[Banshee]

I appear in an episode of "Howards' Way".

If we were playing Top Trumps you'd win.