Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Sid C]

I’ve told this joke on here before but I think it was deleted.

How do you make a scouse bird pregnant?
Cum on here shoes and leave the rest to the flies.

 

[Cellarite]

Can you think of any Liverpool players last or present who haven’t been thunder****s? I’m on 3.

 

[Cellarite]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

 

[Sid C]

Can you think of any Liverpool players last or present who haven’t been thunder****s? I’m on 3.

I quite liked Gerrard

 

[The perfect fumble]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

I've got the Vatican on the line for you.

 

[Cellarite]

I quite liked Gerrard

Stop being ridiculous. He was the clown prince.

I’d put him, Ian Rush, Terence Trent Darby, Andy Robertson, Spitty Carragher and Toothy in the top 10 worst.

 

[The perfect fumble]

I quite liked Gerrard

Yeah. He'd slipped my mind.

 

[Sid C]

Stop being ridiculous. He was the clown prince.

I’d put him, Ian Rush, Terence Trent Darby, Andy Robertson, Spitty Carragher and Toothy in the top 10 worst.

Don’t let them get to you mate. I was taking the piss. :)

 

[andyhinch]

12 days ago, I proved beyond all reasonable doubt that it is indeed a barm. Prior to that, I settled the commentary debate by announcing that it was indeed Niall Quinn who said “Stupendous”.

Today, I’ve gone up a level. I’ve managed to complete a full page of the dipper thread without a single post from Gregy Peck or GobshitE.

Surely I’ll be made a mod soon.

You should be elevated for your judicial use of thunderc*** alone.

 

[Cellarite]

Don’t let them get to you mate. I was taking the piss. :)

I’ve been on the protest thread in the Cellar reading that Antifa aren’t really Antifa, but white supremacists, the Police are smashing up buildings and that Trump isn’t the worst option to run their country.

Add this to Hancock and his data juggling.

I don’t know whether it’s New Year or fucking New York at the moment.