Given that the chances are she could be a lovely open minded blonde lady then that could actually be very likely.2. Some internet guy from Oslo, with a YNWA duvet, who is sexually attracted to his mother.
On your other points I totally agree that the keyboard warriors from across the globe (of all clubs) do a disservice to those diehard fans who have followed there club through thick and thin over the years.
From my own first game with my dad, to going on my own until going "down south" to Uni, I do think I lived in a bubble of the glory years of the late 70's and 80's.
Going to London and then going to any game I could, and then working for 2 seasons as a steward at The Old Den gave me a better view of the game and the fans.
"Time served" certainly brings about a more reasoned view of the glory and idiocy that football can be and provoke.
The internet is a wonderful thing but also does give a chance for many to be complete dicks, to poke others and then run away. I think you have to have had both the rise and fall from success to understand that being moderate in posts is the best policy...or accept being called on being a boastful/arrogant/ignorant dick