Joke thread

[i kne albert davy]

Missus was screaming at the top of her voice "I'm all wet, I'm all wet give it me now give it me now" ! it was a bit embarrassing to be honest but there was no way she was getting my umbrella.

 

[crazyg]

Monty Python version was:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

Very similar to the lyrics by Judge Dread in Big7, 1972:

Hey hey diddle dumb day
Ei ei ie'er
Mary had a little pig
She could not stop it grunting
She took it up the garden path and she kicked it's little rump in

 

[bluethrunthru]

If you saw this you'd assume your last drink had been spiked wouldn't you

 

[roman totale]

If you saw this you'd assume your last drink had been spiked wouldn't you

Must be Thumper

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Must be Thumper

Dont Know but there was certainly a few rabbit punches being thrown.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[Keep the Faith]

Silent message

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

Mary had a little lamb
With peas and roast potatoes

 

[balotellishaircut]

Adam Ant has been complaining about people taking the piss out of him.

Come on Adam, you know ridicule is nothing to be scared of.