Joke thread

[manclad]

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

They'd have never made it to No 1 if his parents had christened him Wayne then.

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Whoa Black Betty

 

[oakiecokie]

Whoa Black Betty

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That will fall flat on a lot on here mate. but well done thats brilliant mate.

 

[blue44]

That will fall flat on a lot on here mate. but well done thats brilliant mate.

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

 

[oakiecokie]

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

Yep, I have it stored on my Spotify listings.

 

[blue44]

Yep, I have it stored on my Spotify listings.

i bought it as a 45 single as a kid

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

i bought it as a 45 single as a kid

i would have, but I didn't exist.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Johnny and the Self Abusers was the name of the band that Jim Kerr was in before Simple Minds !!

There's an all girl band called The Slits!