Joke thread

[KS55]

I was always partial to Sepp Maiers Gloves (sp?)

 

[meltonblue]

Whoa Black Betty

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I actually have a mate who called his two dogs black betty and bamalam just so he can recall them at the park by singing it.

 

[KS55]

Mary had a little skirt
With slits right up the sides
And every time she crossed her legs
The boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
With a slit right up the front
She never wore that one…

Monty Python version was:
Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin’
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it’s fuckin’ **** in.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I like deranged masturbation. Sounds like a band

Sounds like something to aspire too!

 

[manclad]

There's an all girl band called The Slits!

Viv Albertine was the guitarist for The Slits !!!

 

[manclad]

top tune
a one hit wonder mind

Black Betty was by The Ram Jam band .
There is a large pub on the A1 near Peterborough called The Ram Jam Inn .
Just saying like !!

 

[bluethrunthru]

I keep watching this - its cracking me up

 

[blue44]

i would have, but I didn't exist.

never realised you are " gav" over on bluevibe
unless he nicked your joke earlier
or you his !

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

never realised you are " gav" over on bluevibe
unless he nicked your joke earlier

I’m not Gav. No one would watch anything I‘d put up!

Well, only to ridicule me!

 

[blue44]