United Thread | 2025/26

[eversince 76]

Ive been enjoying the rags and their media since … uh … when did they won the league and finished above us?
Anyway, enjoy!!

 

[Vienna_70]

Thats part of the reason i hate them so much, the fact that they arent relevant yet they are continually shoved in our faces by every media outlet in a pathetic attempt to make them relevant.

It’s absolutely sickening how much coverage they still receive, despite being completely irrelevant for at least the last five years.

 

[Big Swifty]

It’s absolutely sickening how much coverage they still receive, despite being completely irrelevant for at least the last five years.

Yes. In today's Times there is a page-and-a half article, no less, titled "Figures show how Amorim has improved United".

They ate desperate to portray them ibn a positive light, despite their being as you say irrelevant.

It's performances that count, Mr Hack, not figures.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

El Plastico on Sunday.....I must find somewhere to watch paint dry.

When did it stop being "the debtors derby"?

 

[Tracking back]

I hated them when I was in the womb

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

If Rim Job gets tanked at the weekend I think he'll be gone.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

Their thinking of using slabhead as defender in future

They'll have their work cut out converting him to a centre half!

 

[The Salford lad.]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

 

[Marvin.]

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

The planet was never in gaseous form.

 

[Blue Llama]

Money talks and that's basically all they can offer.

Not even got that now.

 

[jacko74]

I absolutely fucking despise these twats. And for each day I am on this planet my hatred for them grows just a little bit more

Strange really isn't it, despite how hilariously shit they've been for so long now my actual hatred for them hasn't actually diminished or mellowed at all, I still despise them now just as much as I did when they were dominant and successful.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Ex rag gonna ex rag.

At least change your account before complimenting yourself.

 

[StillBluessinceHydeRoad]

I'm amazed at the negativity about United. We've obviously forgotten that this is the team that pushed Gromsby all the way in a long penalty shoot out before losing. A corner turned.

 

[jacko74]

Thats part of the reason i hate them so much, the fact that they arent relevant yet they are continually shoved in our faces by every media outlet in a pathetic attempt to make them relevant.

Plus the fact that the club, the players and the fans are even now despite a decade of abject failure still just as sneeringly arrogant, pompous and conceited as they were when they were successful.

 

[Vienna_70]

I hated them when I was in the womb

I hated them when the planet was in a gaseous form, prior to the first ice age.

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

 

[Vienna_70]

But but but Citeh didn’t relegate Utd in 74 , at 3 o’clock they were in division one at 4.50 they’d been beaten off City and were in division 2 , so no matter if everything went their way it made no difference …

It’s a great way to wind up rags, though.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

No it isn't.......

 

[journolud]

It’s like Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen sketch in here.

The Dead Parrot sketch would be pretty fitting for the rags

 

[mancboy]

The Dead Parrot sketch would be pretty fitting for the rags

Or the ministry of silly walks

 

[calumdown]

i like them.

they make me laugh,
and that's a healthy thing.