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I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.
I was referring to a blue before etc posting in Off Top that he'd fucked his paint job up.
I don't want to embarrass him but he emulsioned before glossing and then, wait for it..... when he taped up the emulsion, the tape....... oh you've heard it.
Sorry
 
What’s all this about a UAE takeover in the works?
Our very own Sheikh is buying them and to make sure there's no rule breaking he's going to liquidate the club and turn the swap into a community allotment. The levels of shit on the pitch have created the best fertiliser for growing veg in the country.
 
I definitely have something better to do than watch the Ryanair derby.

There are some new weeds in my garden, and they’re growing very slowly. I have to keep an eye on them.
come on Vienna rock salt finishes weeds for good more time to piss yourself laughing at comedy channel
 
Roberto Mancini 'tells friends he's in contention to replace Ruben Amorim' as surprise link with Man United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe emerges

Shit like this makes me sick to even think about it... better be just the regular bullshit from the mail
Surprise link? Surprise link?

This is what is written:

“The 60-year-old, who has also coached the likes of Inter Milan, Zenit Saint Petersburg, Italy and Galatasaray, is said to have links to Ratcliffe.

Like the 72-year-old, Mancini also has a base in the south of France while he is believed to have crossed paths with him at various social functions.”

So they’ve met down the pub then?
 

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