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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66415545

i think this might be my favourite ever start to a sentence written on bluemoon :)

1 = would you call putting triangles on your roof normal behaviour? 2 = isn't it way too small to do the task you've asked of it? 3 = wouldn't it have been easier to build a triangular roof in the first place? like this for example

can't believe nobody's mentioned catnip yet.

no pics, but would it suffice if i post the nude drunk drawing of her?

Be honest, what are you addicted to? For me it's asparagus, strawberries, stout and a 20 year old copperpot. edit: oh, cheese. i forgot cheese.

babushkas.

post of the day

let alone hermns.

surely the correct vernacular should be themns.

isn't it now considered discriminatory to call them hymns?

nope. in point of fact you haven't ruined it... kangaroos and penguins sort of tuck their babies in underneath themself. so there. and in point of fact wolves don't go to school so that's just plain nonsense.

well many thanks for ruining something that has made me happy for about 40 years.

you know when you're a kid at school and you go on those exchange things abroad, kids staying with other kids in a place in a foreign country? i always thought wouldn't it be wonderful if animal offsprings had that very same opportunity and a baby kangaroo went and stayed with a baby penguin's...

copperhead's in the bath. may as well watch another one of these... fucking hilarious. what a shame this sort of thing doesn't happen any more true story... i kissed mike harding's daughter in his kitchen. (to be clear, we were both over the age of 16 at the time)

they wear their jumpers over the top of their coats?

of course, yes, you're right about the heritage/history. i've made it clear elsewhere that stout is my favourite ale, it sort of sits well in your stomach and likely has medicinal qualities, it's almost like having a meal in fact and i adore it. i'd happily have one plum porter to start the...

if you are in the so-called northern quarter you can pay up to £7.50 for a guinness. reykjavik prices. in spoons it's about £3.50 for a real ale

do you know what i've always wondered? i've always wondered if people in kuala lumpur ever wear a jumper.