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Why are you mates with Fat Ron anyway? Give him the die hard 3 treatment.

What a nob head. Did they release his address when he ended up in court? I'd love every blue with a printer to print that pic off and post him a copy. It'd only cost he price of a stamp each but would piss him off no end when he received a new shipment of shame everyday. Has he actually been to...

I think it does help. It helps people not to walk around terrified of everything all the blinking time just on the tiny chance a bad thing might happen in asda. Especially if someones heard the same crap a few times. Are you saying we should hear an untrue story and go 'ohhhh noooo I must be...

This was third on mine. WTF?

I'm generally a lurker, though I've got a few posts behind me now. Once I bother to log in I try to make it worth my while, but generally I'm a guest. I'm not helped by the fact that I mainly view around this time on nights so I have to use my crappy phone when I do bother. and because I'm late...

This. With black and white bells on. Where were you when you were shit, fuck off deludedbastards@getwhatyoudeserve.com. Why the fuck should we have big club gone wrong syndrome? Enough people laughed at us, and those that felt sorry for us I didn't want their pity. The Geordies are deluded. They...

Good work lads. Cheers all. The view in that red dress is really something. Knew BM wouldn't let me down. Now I'll just have to explain to the lady why I've got a stack of scarlett johannson films for 'us' to watch!

Please tell me you're going to knock it down. If so I'll give you a piggy back.

Ohnononono, I see what's happened here. You're talking about Wimbledon with Kirsten Dunst - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360201/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360201/</a> And I'm talking about Match Point with my...

Never heard of the stairs you fat idiot? Probably best you missed a meal since you weren't going to work it off. Shit, gotta go, some unfit plonker is trying to saw my bike in half with a tiny knife.

This is now a high priority. What other films has she been in? I recall a tennis one that I avoided cos of the poncy bloke in it. A stupid pretty boy actor can ruin a beautiful actress for me as I just get jealous and switch it off. I think I've got issues.

I've always been aware of young Scarlett in the back of my mind but I've never actually paid her any attention, and my what a fool I've been. I realised yesterday that she's actually the most gorgeous woman in the world so now I need to make up for lost time. I've never seen any of her films or...

He can play with the coca cola cup all he wants. And he can get me a big mac while he's at it. I'll be at COMS watching the carling cup waiting for my snack. P.S. I'll be the one singing "the baby's not yours , the baby's not yours, you smarmy quiffed bastard, it's adebayor's", and if it gets...

Sweeps not been great this season at all but I've not seen anything from weiss to suggest he'd be any better. Seems to be just another case of 'whoevers not in the team must be better than whoever is' when people are disappointed with results. Kompany ... Better than lescott Bojinov ...

He's third choice CB for England, and with the first choice pair having their injuries he gets games for his country. Can't imagine he'd then want to move clubs to be cover for englands (at best at the moment) fourth choice CB in world cup year. He's decent though, hence being third choice for...

That'd be Scottish football fucked then wouldn't it.

Adebayor, adebayoooooooooor, score a hat-trick, put us in the last four

Ha, so the answer is: because the villa player is actually huge. And he turns like the QE2.