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Santa has something in his Saka

Haaland is lifting us higher, Than we’ve ever been lifted before, So keep it up, Quench our desire And we’ll be at your side forever more You know Haaland, (your goals keep lifting me) Keep on lifting, (goals keep lifting me) Higher, (lifting me) Higher and higher, (higher) I said your goals...

Thank frig Erling the Viking is more than happy with Kebab Pizza, that’s all I can say.

Yep, good spot, but Haaland is the true Predator, and as for my speciality it’s getting chants off at away games. I find beer really helps to accomplish that…

There’s no stopping what can’t be stopped, and you can’t see the eyes of the Viking, until him come callin. Prepare yourself!

All from a set of fans who brick a team bus before a crucial UCL game and set fire to their own town hall when celebrating a title win. Sanctimonious b@stards the lot of them

Just second rate pretenders to throne of Public Enemy. Silly Rabbits

Oh back in the room. Stand by your beds, here goes; Pablo Zzzzzzzabaleta

Pun Aguero

Dabed Silva Struggling now tbh…

Pogbed, or Pogbad, take your pick

Rubed Dias

Ledley Kingsize

Skol

Is Boyley a blue now? The bloody turn coat tw@t

Reworked/nicked some previous Der Haaland chant offerings and assembled this bag of shite; Haaland Haaland Cross the ball and he will score, MCFC to the core, Ha Ha Ha Haaland HEY! Haaland Haaland, City boys are on the rise, Stretford End and Scousers cry, Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaland, HEY! Repeat or...

Nothing beats Man U’s AON shirt sponsor; ''All Over Now'.

That’s Stockport Phil’s necklace from Elizabeth Duke in Argos...

There’s only one Erling Haaland, There’s only one Erling Haaland, Walking along, Singing a song, Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaland Wonderland Sh1t, wrong thread…

There’s only one Erling Haaland There’s only one Erling Haaland Walking along Singing a song Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaland Wonderland