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    Favourite old TV adverts.

    The suggestive digestive McVittie ads do it for me. "Nudge, nudge - say no more" featuring Monty Python's Eric Idle looking like a 2nd hand car salesman and wearing a fake RAF blazer. Magic - any videos?
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    Best speech in a film

    On The Waterfront. The "I coulda been a contender" Marlon Brando as a washed up, possibly punch drunk boxer and Rod Steiger as his Mafia type brother. They are sitting in the back seat of a limo and Steiger is trying desperately to convince Brando not to testify to the Grand Jury investigating...
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    Joke thread

    It's a rooftop bar in an upmarket Manhattan hotel. There's only one customer sipping a cocktail as he gazes at the New York skyline. The bartender is quietly polishing glasses in the background. Suddenly a youngish muscular, slightly tipsy guy enters and walks up to the drinker. He says "I just...
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    Joke thread

    A leader of a Hells Angels gang is comatose in his armchair after watching a porn video and surrounded by empty beer cans. Suddenly the doorbell rings and grumbling he opens the front door. Standing there is an 85 year old woman' crippled with arthritis and holding a zimmer frame. She is...
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    Kenny Everett Video Show.

    Yeah - on his BBC radio show after the wife of a cabinet minister finally passed her driving test after several attempts he suggested that she had crammed a fiver into the examiner's hand as a bribe. Pretty innocuous really
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    Favourite musical (Films and Plays)

    West Side Story and The Greatest Showman - both for the high energy levels and memorable music. Les Mis too downbeat for me.
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    Kenny Everett Video Show.

    He was pretty good at the time and his comedy still stands up 40 years later. Cupid Stunt was a marvellous creation and so were the others - Sid Snott (punk), Marcel Wave (French hairdresser) and Brother Lee Love (preacher). Pity AIDS got him and he left far too soon. And as for Hot Gossip - the...
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    Last Film You Saw

    2 very decent releases lately and well worth a watch. First the Last Duel with Matt Damon, Adam Driver and Jodie Comer directed by Ridley Scott. Second Last Night In Soho - a mixture of Horror and Suspense with a fantastic twist at the End. Apparently both not doing great business at the Box...
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    Joke thread

    It's the late 70s - the punk era. In a rough punk club in Bradford a rough punk lad chats up a rough young tart and takes her back to his dog rough bedsit for a spell of hot sex action. After minimal foreplay they both strip off and just before the act he inserts a Sex Pistols tape to enhance...

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