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True, but they do have the power to vote out lying, double-crossing cheats at the next local elections. You might want to remind them of their duty to their voters

It must drop utd down a peg, surely? This is paramount.

It's well hard finding a job if you don't have Google.

merkin on the ass? 2 shy?

If you're overqualified just remove the big things from your CV. They'll just think you're eager compared to the muppets they normally employ. You could always get a career development loan for the £15k

Whaddya mean "we"? There's no arguing with the facts. We stopped natural migration across borders, causing ongoing mass famines that we still see today. We introduced slavery. We stole their people and their natural resources. We lent them money and now sit on that debt, crippling their...

No link here, but the opening to Equilibrium is awesome. Also the opening 5 mins of Natural Born Killers is about 1,000,000,000,000,000x better than the rest of the film

It does massively depend what you get. I've got an Elitebook 8530p for work and it's a fucking monster One more thing to add quickly re second hand laptops, make sure your processor is 64bit, most are, but my media centre laptop isn't - that's partly why it's a bit slow. A quick Google search...

Tosh (very solid, expensive) Lenovo (built like tanks, expensive) Sony (average, very expensive) HP (wildly variable) Fujistu-Siemens (reasonable) Dell (fairly tacky but solid, cheap) Acer (better than Dell IMHO) Anything they sell in PC World is usually a bad idea. Paying what Curry's charge...

Whoops, yes, I mean 200GB!

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu.php?cpu=Intel+T2050+%40+1.60GHz" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cpubenchmark.net/cpu.php?cpu ... 40+1.60GHz</a> That's my laptop that I use as a Windows 7 media centre, plays 720p video but struggles with...

You're confusing specs, broadband speed is nothing to do with your laptop. For £500 you can get a new laptop that will last you 10 years - shame it'll probably break before that! See above - Windows 7 will run perfectly well on a 1.6GHz dual core 32bit with 2GB RAM (although it's a bit...

External 1TB USB hard drive, about £60 If your router has a USB port it'll probably share her music around the house. My entire MP3 collection takes up 200GB and I've got about 3000 albums.

Netbooks are shit Notebooks (aka laptops) are expensive Take your pick I'd consider a second hand or refurbished notebook from eBay, you need minimum 2GB RAM, 1.6GHz dual core 64bit processor, add in a dodgy copy of Windows 7, and that will handle everything you throw at it except games and...

You've lost me there

That only works if you have a shitload of people sat on their sofas watching Jeremy Kyle. If they all went out to get a job there would be a massive employment shortage. (Yes I am using a very broad brush to explain) I'm happy to pay a bit towards the welfare system if it keeps me in a job.<br...

If you hung around inside the toilets on L1, you'd get a lot more puffs than that. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.okcupid.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.okcupid.com</a> < enough said really

You are God, and I claim my £5.

Depends on your viewpoint - we can chart fairly reliable historical graphs based on trends seen in recent history and considering the effects of improved healthcare provision on longevity, and although we don't know how many people there were living in Africa in the 1700s, we know there were...

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