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They should also have CCTV on all desks, and electronically tag and DNA test all staff members while they are on their way to have a piss.

That is a class wind-up. He deserves all he gets for that. Mug.

Watching a bunch of bankers on Sky news looking very much like rabbits in the headlights, as they are being quizzed by a Government committee. Some of the errors they made are so glaring, it's almost criminal. A HBOS barrister advised his bosses that they were moving too fast and getting...

Clubs won't be involved, if there is match-fixing, it will be be orchestrated by betting syndicates and mafia-type gangs. They could easily afford the odd million pound bribe here and there. I would be more inclined to think that officials are the most likely people worth approaching. They earn...

I know a bloke who works for Betfair and studies betting patterns across the world. Back in November he told me of 2 Champions League matches that would almost certainly be draws. Celtic v Rags (1-1) and Liverpool v Atletico Madrid (1-1) anyone remember that really dodgy penalty in the 90th...

She'll find that hard to swallow.

1. A man calling another man "big ears" on a comedy show is not racist or even remotely offensive. 2. Black men (Coolio & Darnell) using the word "******" is not racist language. It's an inclusive term, which can only be used by black people, in the same way as only gay people can call each...

They could turn this forum into "The Sex Forum" which some people are asking for in "Off Topic".

It's a nothing story really, SSN will try and make it look a thousand times bigger than it is.

Male Jehovas witnesses carry satchels, not manbags. What's that about?

After about 20 seconds of watching that clip, I returned to the off topic forum homepage, and I could have sworn Zabaletta was rubbing those tits for a split second. Strange.

I'm too busy thinking 'bout my baby, I ain't got time for nothing else.

I found a bronze age sword and helmet, they were filthy, so I binned 'em. Who'd want anything that old in their house?

It's a big ask, but Arsenal's equaliser last night was a godsend. We need a proper run, not two back-to-back wins. Here's hoping though.

Chic were total class. Brilliant, brilliant song writers. Saw a docu a few years ago which had Nile talking about how they wrote "Freak out", after they were stuck at home on New Years eve after they were turned away from the door at Studio54, so they went home, started jamming and, came up with...

If this is true, what are City thinking? Making it easier and cheaper for ordinary Joes to go to the game during a devastating recession? Surely an increase of 70% would be more in keeping for the club who killed football. Hahaha! Read it and weep you rag bastards!!!!!

I'll never know whether the Mirror is sucking up to us, I won't even look at that piece of rag-shite.

After a good win, and no hangover, I'm prepared to draw a line under our fall-out. No probs. Love, bluemonday (still a twat).

That's a very aggressive and abusive post. Who moderates the moderators or if you like, "Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodies?"

That new Cadburys ad is feckin' brilliant. Can't understand anyone actually "hating" it. It's got great wit, cute kids, killer tune and it's not obvious. Just enjoy it, it's a bit of fun. But if you prefer "I said you buy one, you get one free", then there's no hope for you.