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The real question I think we all want to know is has @TonyColemansbagofapples had too much Colombian marching powder.

Why, because it means more?

Bingo was quite subdued in his after match interview, think he was probably physically and mentally drained.

I've broke me ankles 3 times each ankle I reckon I'd have as much a chance to score a penalty.

Ilkay Gündogan the new David Silva most intelligent player we have controls the game sublime ball control. I love David he's the most technically gifted player we have ever had but as an overall game(scoring goals) Ilkay takes it to another level, as a caveat Ilkay needs to do it for a good few...

FFS

I prefer marigolds

You sick fucker

Get the fuck in. Sublime second half mesmerising mystify momentas and any other good words starting with M.

He did well with them steroids he's so hench these days

Even they can't be that bent. can they :-o

Just because we're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get us

I wouldn't right of Leicester just yet but Blackburn deffo won't win the Prem this season.

Been having a loft conversion dorma done for the last two and a half months so the living in a building site has distracted my mind from the outside world. And lots of gin helps too.

Since you obviously know the future can I have next weeks lottery number, thanks in advance.

He went full Steve McClaren, you should never go full Steve McClaren.

Didn't he put a transfer request in last week but it got turned down then gets himself sent of in the next game, suspicious if true.

You're saying that like it's a bad thing (Tanzeylee ex drunken sailor been on shore leave when the bell rings for last orders and realised I hadn't pulled yet)

Are all City fans that cynical as I too wondered if the rags would've flown them in kitted out in their club shop tat.

So all the countries within the EU agreed a deal 40 years ago and nothing has changed since ok cheers for that.