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I remember ramming a mini parked in front of our local pub, it was my fault, luckily it was parked with nobody inside. As soon as I smacked into it, it was as though I'd hit a Newspaper stand, Sun's and Daily Mirrors floating all over the place.

Maybe they're not too keen, you can't force folk not to laugh.

Good advice about the regular MOT's mate, I keep telling my brother in law to get himself checked out, but the silly twat just won't do it. All the best to you, if it's now diagnosed you'll get treatment, and we hope it all goes well.

Lol.

An unusual topic this, funnily enough my Mrs passed her test over 30 years ago, drove about two miles, and hasn't drove since. How the fuck she passed a test I'll never know, she's got no road sense, or directional ability, I sometimes wonder what she did to pass it!

Yes, I think service personnel were given preferential treatment, he'd been wounded maybe that helped, but it was no problem and he drove his brother's American Buick around as a taxi straight away. Got to admit he was a great driver, of anything and everything.

My dad just applied for a driving licence after being demobbed from the army after the war, he got one, no problem, never had to take a test, and it included HGV's.

This is some football team we've got, nobody in this league can get anywhere near City.

It was heartwarming to see Stan Laurel getting a run out again in the Rags back line. Not seen him for a while, thought he may have taken up male modelling as a sideline. They really are shit though, strolling around, not tackling, faces like boiled shite, I don't think they like it very much...

I've just joined Alcoholics Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you give them a ring and they talk you into it.

I think we'll do them, I know Phil is a loss, but we've done alright without him before. If Rodri is there, that's their attacks stymied, our forwards will navigate through their defence. I hope to fuck nobody quotes this if they win ;)

Really? If that's a deterrent then I'll keep a packet of Viagra next to the Baseball Bat.

Cowardly thieving twats, some scrotes just refuse to work, total scum.

Mine now resembles a bad Afro, circa 1971, whatever's underneath it I have to root around for ten minutes to find it.

We have a great team, a really great team, I never thought I'd see one like it anywhere, let alone at City, the football we play is like no other team, Pep is a fucking genius.

Well, what a twatting that was. Lovely stuff.

Insipid shite, and why a few kids weren't thrown on I don't know.

This vermin is up there with Brady and Hindley, inflicting agony on children. Poor little mite had nobody to turn to and his pain and bewilderment at why he was regularly beaten, is beyond harrowing. Such human slime like these two deserve a perpetual hell on earth inside, I know if I was a...

I think we already have, Grealish attracts defenders in numbers, which frees up other players, but I can see what you mean, it sometimes looks like he's not as involved. Pep plays him for a reason though, and he seems to know what he's doing.

As you haven't made any points that are worth consideration, I think I'll sleep tight. I hope you too have a lovely day dreaming about ruining everyone else's.