100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.

[LCBblue]

Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!

So I've taken a bit of all of yours and turned into this. What do you think...

He'd never shagged a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez.
He'd never shagged a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez.
But now he's come and been a blue, they all be queing up for you,
Carlos Tevez, fucking hates Man U bit of all of yours and turned into this. What do you think...


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It works and maybe it'll catch on. I just don't know how supportive it is. It basically says he's an ugly twunt that can only get a girlfriend cos he's a city player! And we all know Carlitos can be a little sensitive now, don't we?! Mwuahahahahahahaha!

aren't we known for our humour?

We certainly are!

 

[RossyBlue1990]

Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!

The OP is a bit harsh in my opinion.

The following should be 'Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song';

We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez,
But then you went from red to blue Tevez, Tevez
We're sorry for the hurtful words,
And hope you're shagg1ing lots of birds,
Carlos Tevez, fitter than Cheryl Cole

Although we should probably change the 'fitter than Cheryl Cole' bit to something a bit better.

Sounds good! You cant get much fitter than Cheryl Cole

 

[The Goat Feeder]

Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!

The OP is a bit harsh in my opinion.

The following should be 'Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song';

We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez,
But then you went from red to blue Tevez, Tevez
We're sorry for the hurtful words,
And hope you're shagg1ing lots of birds,
Carlos Tevez, fitter than Cheryl Cole

Although we should probably change the 'fitter than Cheryl Cole' bit to something a bit better.

Winner! All we need to do is sort out the last line.

my shot would be "Carlos Tevez City's 32"!

 

[hadfield blue]

Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!

He's come to us to be a blue Tevez - Tevez

Was nothing bacon face could do Tevez - Tevez

Ronaldo's gone, Tevez is blue, because they efin h8 Man-u

Carlos Tevez - Knows the future's blue...

 

[cptaidan88]

Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!

Has nobody suggested this yet?

Fergie sign him up
Fergie fergie sign him up

I admit it's not original but I think it's amusing

 

[danny21manc]

bump

 

[KingRuben]

He wears the number 34, Tevez Tevez
His faviourate player was Dennis Law, Tevez Tevez
But now youre blue they'll all shag you
The Whores The Queers a few slags too
Carlos Tevez, City till he dies!

 

[The Iceman Cometh]

Think a song with a different tune might be a good idea tbh.

I agree,
here go's (To Go West)


Tevez, now at God's own Club
Tevez, first choice, not Sub,
Tevez, you'er Blue now Son
Up yours, Taggart Furgueson

 

[the armchair]

we said youre head was back to front ,tevez,tevez
we said you was an ugly cnut,tevez,tevez
now were sorry its not true
you were a red but now youre blue
carlos tevez no 32

 

[fathellensbellend]

once a red, always a blue.