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100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.
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Didsbury Dave
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
I hate that fucking song actually.
It was not invented by City fans.
And it was embarrassing seeing dozens of pissed up Blues trying to sing it last season but not knowing the words.
Just drop it and make up our own song.
And it was not "you'll never shag a sexy bird", it was "you'll never get a bird in bed", actually.
I hate that fucking song actually.
It was not invented by City fans.
And it was embarrassing seeing dozens of pissed up Blues trying to sing it last season but not knowing the words.
Just drop it and make up our own song.
And it was not "you'll never shag a sexy bird", it was "you'll never get a bird in bed", actually.
bluegorton
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
I don't think "Ugly twat","Argie cnut","neck scars" etc could be classed as irony TBH but there you go.
Halfpenny said:I think in this case it's the irony of the old song we had for him.bluegorton said:Really think we need to use a different tune.
I don't think "Ugly twat","Argie cnut","neck scars" etc could be classed as irony TBH but there you go.
LCBblue
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
LOL! Anyway, going back to the subject. I think its good!
Iv definitely seen worse on this forum!
LOL! Anyway, going back to the subject. I think its good!
Iv definitely seen worse on this forum!
colinbellsboots
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
oh you liar :0)
oh you liar :0)
montonblue
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
The OP is a bit harsh in my opinion.
The following should be 'Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song';
We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez,
But then you went from red to blue Tevez, Tevez
We're sorry for the hurtful words,
And hope you're shagg1ing lots of birds,
Carlos Tevez, fitter than Cheryl Cole
Although we should probably change the 'fitter than Cheryl Cole' bit to something a bit better.
The OP is a bit harsh in my opinion.
The following should be 'Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song';
We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez,
But then you went from red to blue Tevez, Tevez
We're sorry for the hurtful words,
And hope you're shagg1ing lots of birds,
Carlos Tevez, fitter than Cheryl Cole
Although we should probably change the 'fitter than Cheryl Cole' bit to something a bit better.
Petetheblu
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
Very narrow minded Dave!!!!! :)
Didsbury Dave said:I hate that fucking song actually.
It was not invented by City fans.
And it was embarrassing seeing dozens of pissed up Blues trying to sing it last season but not knowing the words.
Just drop it and make up our own song.
And it was not "you'll never shag a sexy bird", it was "you'll never get a bird in bed", actually.
Very narrow minded Dave!!!!! :)
LCBblue
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Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
:) Agreed.
Petetheblu said:Didsbury Dave said:I hate that fucking song actually.
It was not invented by City fans.
And it was embarrassing seeing dozens of pissed up Blues trying to sing it last season but not knowing the words.
Just drop it and make up our own song.
And it was not "you'll never shag a sexy bird", it was "you'll never get a bird in bed", actually.
Very narrow minded Dave!!!!! :)
:) Agreed.
Re: Absolute Definite, Without doubt surely the new Tevez song!
aren't we known for our humour?
Dobsy87 said:LCBblue said:So I've taken a bit of all of yours and turned into this. What do you think...
He'd never shagged a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez.
He'd never shagged a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez.
But now he's come and been a blue, they all be queing up for you,
Carlos Tevez, fucking hates Man U bit of all of yours and turned into this. What do you think...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It works and maybe it'll catch on. I just don't know how supportive it is. It basically says he's an ugly twunt that can only get a girlfriend cos he's a city player! And we all know Carlitos can be a little sensitive now, don't we?! Mwuahahahahahahaha!
aren't we known for our humour?