100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.

The scar on his necks from makin a brew Tevez Tevez,The shirt on his back says he's a blue Tevez Tevez,You handsome twat you argy ace you stuck two fingers up in Fergies face,Carlos Tevez city superstar.
 
ninjamonkey said:
ConnorMCFC said:
he used to be a dirty red tevez, tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez, tevez
we bet you've shagged alot of birds
you've made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez, city til he dies....
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Was hoping somebody would post that up again clear winner!
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THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^ best by a mile.
 
Blowing my own trumpet here but it has to be this:


HE'S COME TO PLAY FOR MAN CITY, TEVEZ TEVEZ
YOONITED CAN'T AFFORD THE FEE, TEVEZ TEVEZ
80 MILLION FOR A SHAFT, IT'S GOING ON YOUR OVERDRAFT
CARLOS TEVEZ CITY'S 32!
 
ConnorMCFC said:
he used to be a dirty red tevez, tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez, tevez
we bet you've shagged alot of birds
you've made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez, city til he dies....
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Instead of Bloody Having Fuc**** Words.
i think thats a classss song :D
 
We used to have a song for you
Tevez, Tevez
But now you've gone from red to blue
Tevez, Tevez
you handsome chap, you charming man
maradonna looks like your gran
Carlos Tevez, fitter than cheryl cole
 
Citycitytid said:
Wheelsy said:
My attempt:

We used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez
But now you've gone from red to blue Tevez, Tevez
We're sorry for the things we said
We called you Herman Munster head
Carlos Tevez, City's new Denis Law
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I pulled this from a thread ages ago.
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New to this forum lark. This is my attempt below:

He was a red but now he's blue, Tevez Tevez,
To Bacon face he said **** you Tevez, Tevez,
He knows the future is sky blue,
For sure he f***in hates manu
Carlos Tevez number 32
 
Re: NEW TEVEZ SONG

May have been a wasted first thread mate - already a decent sized one going about this.
 
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