100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.

[stu the blue 85]

he said we had to change the words
tevez tevez
as now he’s shagged a load of birds
tevez tevez
coz fergie is a stupid c***
we signed the boy to play up front
carlos tevez says now he is a blue

the only team in Manchester
city city
the best supporters in the land
city city
with pride in battle on our chest
we’ll show the rest we are the best
super city the pride of manchester

this is the winner by far! love it

 

[Mills-Mcfc]

if we sign him its gotta be

fergie sign him up, fergie fergie sign him up

 

[Cambridgeblue]

we used to have a song for you
tevez tevez,
But now you've gone from red to blue
Tevez Tevez
were sorry for the hurtfull words, we bet youve shagged loads of birds,
carlos tevez, fitter than cheryl cole.

HA, this.

Penultimate line needs a "that" in it to scan

We're sorry for the hurtful words, we bet that you've shagged loads of birds

 

[Impeccable]

You can shag my sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You can shag my sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
We thought you were an ugly ****
we hadnt seen you from the front
Carlos Tevez what a handsome chap

Quality. PMSL

 

[Impeccable]

We've not won owt in 30 years, Tevez, Tevez
But that's about to fuckin' change, Tevez, Tevez
Our trophy drought they sing about
It's them that will be winning nowt
Carlos Tevez, he's City til he dies

 

[Dodge]

Trev's the man he's wearing blue Tevez Tevez
My womans got her eye on you Tevez Tevez
She reckons she would scream out loud
Because you are that well endowed
Carlos Tevez Argie Monster Head.

 

[gh_mcfc]

Can we choose one without swearing in it my six year old lad can sing it too.

Drove by the reebok with him the other day and unprompted he started singing.

Wonky wonky wonky wonky wanderers -- - pissed my sides and he didn`t know why.

I obviously need to get his hearing checked out

Still with this song he`ll be able to pick an chose he words

 

[uwerosler28]

WE HAVENTS SIGNED CARLOS THE RAG TEVEZ

 

[Impeccable]

Can we choose one without swearing in it my six year old lad can sing it too.

Drove by the reebok with him the other day and unprompted he started singing.

Wonky wonky wonky wonky wanderers -- - pissed my sides and he didn`t know why.

I obviously need to get his hearing checked out

Still with this song he`ll be able to pick an chose he words

He can sing 'We love you Carlos we do.....''

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Trev's the man he's wearing blue Tevez Tevez
My womans got her eye on you Tevez Tevez
She reckons she would scream out loud
Because you are that well endowed
Carlos Tevez Argie Monster Head.

Thats funny!