11 | Jeremy Doku - 2023/24

[yankblue]

He's such an exciting player. You can tell he just scares the living shit out of defenders. A highlight reel waiting to happen

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[Saddleworth2]

I love that he came on, gave it his best five minutes and fucking relished the occasion. Wonderful cameo.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

I love that he came on, gave it his best five minutes and fucking relished the occasion. Wonderful cameo.

He just wanted to humiliate them. Fucking love that attitude.

 

[Phil1]

Fair fucks to him for only wagging his finger after the goofy gerbil **** tried to break his legs, I’d have been happy for him to get a red and punch his face into next week!
We are very lucky atm to have an abundance of talent in the wide areas. There’s room for all of them to contribute hugely this season. There doesn’t need to be comparisons, just gratefulness we have the options.

 

[TrentGrisham]

Fair fucks to him for only wagging his finger after the goofy gerbil **** tried to break his legs, I’d have been happy for him to get a red and punch his face into next week!
We are very lucky atm to have an abundance of talent in the wide areas. There’s room for all of them to contribute hugely this season. There doesn’t need to be comparisons, just gratefulness we have the options.

When that rat Antony slapped his hand out of his face- he didn't even budge an inch. He's cold-blooded.

 

[IronsideKozuch]

Was thinking during even this little cameo United spent 90m Antony, brings him on 85 min against City only when 3-0 down. And you can already say Doku is younger, cheaper and better than Antony.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

3-0 up and dominating them in their own backyard and then we send Doku on to skin as many players as he can in 5 minutes was a lovely pisstake from Pep.

 

[bluesmith]

Pep will have loved that attitude at the end he could have got embroiled in a nothing situation, but he kept his cool and made that rag fuck look a twat. Bigger man, better player.

 

[Keeper!]

Anyone who gets in the face of that nasty, dirty top hat Brazilian Tony has my full respect.