11 year old becomes Britains youngest mother

[inchy14]

no shit

They’ll be loads of that!!

 

[hammocity]

I was in my local last night after reading this thread, I was telling the owner of the pub about it and her son appeared with two Starwars Light Savers. She started laughing and said "Jack is 10 years old", put it in perspective, that's what 10 year olds should be doing, growing up happily having innocent fun, this story is utterly distressing.

 

[Sid C]

Educated guess.

Interim Care Order >Full Care order> Adoption order.

That should be considered for the 11 year as well plus a full investigation to find out who the fuck the father is.

 

[metalblue]

I might be going directly to Hell but I started to read this as a limerick and then couldn't stop myself...

There once was a girl from Peru,
She was pregnant but nobody knew.
The school run was covered,
By the girl's older brother,
Who himself was a father of two.

Going to hell you might be sir, but you’re going smiling

 

[hilts]

I was in my local last night after reading this thread, I was telling the owner of the pub about it and her son appeared with two Starwars Light Savers. She started laughing and said "Jack is 10 years old", put it in perspective, that's what 10 year olds should be doing, growing up happily having innocent fun, this story is utterly distressing.

It is distressing what parent buys their kid a starwars light saver. I mean a fucking light bulb like the kid cares about energy saving whether poundland has stamped starwars on it or not.(couldn't even be arsed getting the name right)

Buy him a bloody Star Wars lightsaber ffs, tight fucker.

Millennium Budgies are going cheap on Ebay mind.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Water is also wet,Joe.....

Technically, it isn’t.

 

[hammocity]

It is distressing what parent buys their kid a starwars light saver. I mean a fucking light bulb like the kid cares about energy saving whether poundland has stamped starwars on it or not.(couldn't even be arsed getting the name right)

Buy him a bloody Star Wars light sabre ffs, tight fucker.

Millennium Budgies are going cheap on Ebay mind.

Lol, never seen Star Wars and never going to.

 

[117 M34]

This is good timing for me because my wife is due anytime now.
When she is in labour and starts moaning about the pain, I can just tell her that an 11 year old was able to cope so it should be easy for her.

 

[BimboBob]

I was in my local last night after reading this thread, I was telling the owner of the pub about it and her son appeared with two Starwars Light Savers. She started laughing and said "Jack is 10 years old", put it in perspective, that's what 10 year olds should be doing, growing up happily having innocent fun, this story is utterly distressing.

Unless he went back upstairs and stuck them in his sister.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Somewhere, there's a Take a Break editor watching the situation for the mother of all stories in 10 years when 20 year old grandma runs off with her 10 year old son in law.

Holiday Heartbreak: Swindled out of my Barbie collection by Turkish child with bicycle

"I thought the 10k loan was for Haribo, but my world fell through when I realised Mehmet, aged 12 and pictured with his Mum, spent it on swings and a BMX"