11 year old becomes Britains youngest mother

[Mike Cledford]

A boy of 13 going out with a woman of 19 in Stockport area about 20 years ago

He is a big lad but the woman knew his age
She becomes pregnant. I don't know what happened with the authorities but the boy's mother who was early 30s herself and remarried to a man in his mid 50s is delighted because she wants to be a grandma. Not at all worried about her 13 year old son or anything it seems.
Baby will be an adult now, father 34', mother early 40s, granny early 50s and step grandfather mid 70s if still alive.
I don't know how this saga worked out. Not Happy Families l think.

 

[SWP's back]

It's crying its eyes out and shitting itself

And looking forward to going on 18-30’s holidays with its mum.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I might be going directly to Hell but I started to read this as a limerick and then couldn't stop myself...

There once was a girl from Peru,
She was pregnant but nobody knew.
The school run was covered,
By the girl's older brother,
Who himself was a father of two.

[Verse 1: Johnny Rotten]
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letter from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

 

[bluemoon32]

[Verse 1: Johnny Rotten]
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letter from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

I've always hated those lyrics

 

[idahoblues]

Unless he went back upstairs and stuck them in his sister.

Haha you ****

 

[jimharri]

This is good timing for me because my wife is due anytime now.
When she is in labour and starts moaning about the pain, I can just tell her that an 11 year old was able to cope so it should be easy for her.

I'd say that'll go down well.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Well if she gets to be a granny at 22 Rooney will be all over it

50 years down the track.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Lol, never seen Star Wars and never going to.

Don't bother, it's shite.........

 

[hammocity]

Unless he went back upstairs and stuck them in his sister.

You're a very bad man but I like you :-)

 

[hammocity]

[Verse 1: Johnny Rotten]
She was a girl from Birmingham
She just had an abortion
She was case of insanity
Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
She was a no-one who killed her baby
She sent her letter from the country
She was an animal
She was a bloody disgrace

Bodies, did it at the MEN arena, I was there but unlike 7 million others I wasn't at the Lesser Free Trade Hall about 30 years earlier.