"20 times, 20 times..."

[roj]

20 times 20 times are you scousers?
20 times 20 times you say
20 times 20 times are you scousers?
Singing your history is the Liverpool way

 

[wythenshaweblue£££]

20 times they touched the ball in the first half

 

[Mafinnigan]

The best reply to any Rags is to remind them that 'The song only makes it feel like a visit to anfield. A load of dummies in red singing about 'history' 'after twenty years of slagging off scousers for singing about the past it's took only ten months of a new manager for them to do exactly the same. If only rags understood irony

 

[Rebelblue]

20 goals 20 goals for Alvaro
20 goals 20 goals for Kun
20 goals 20 goals for our Yaya
And 20 goals for Edin just for fun

very good like that.

Amended to rhyme!

Thanks lads, that's a better end for sure. I like it, shows how immense we have been regarding goals.

 

[Chris in London]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

 

[Ray78]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

20?

 

[davymcfc]

Seventh place seventh place man united
Seventh place seventh place I say
Seventh place seventh place man united
And that's exactly where you're gonna stay

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

10... the brazilian street urchin got a touch when he tackled little Dave

 

[Rebelblue]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

10... the brazilian street urchin got a touch when he tackled little Dave

9 the cockney wio gimp with the lip put it out for a throw first off.

 

[Chris in London]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

10... the brazilian street urchin got a touch when he tackled little Dave

9 the cockney wio gimp with the lip put it out for a throw first off.

Is the correct answer.

De gea's first touch f the ball was of course picking the ball out of his own net.

Next question: in seven manchester derbies, how many times has David de Gea picked the ball out of his own net?

A clue: the rags could easily sing a song about it.