"20 times, 20 times..."

[Crouchinho]

Moyesy is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat
Rio is a choc ice, Evra is a twat
Jonesy is a Stan Laurel, Giggsy is inbred
Wayne Rooney has TWENTY pubic hairs stuck upon his head

I'll get my coat

Spurs for the title!!!

 

[SteveinBeds]

Speaking of numbers, here's a little pop quiz: how many Manchester United players had not touched the ball when they went 1-0 down on Tuesday?

20?

It works if you add the subs bench to the starting eleven plus the referee, linemen and fourth official?

 

[Vienna_70]

10... the brazilian street urchin got a touch when he tackled little Dave

9 the cockney wio gimp with the lip put it out for a throw first off.

Is the correct answer.

De gea's first touch f the ball was of course picking the ball out of his own net.

Next question: in seven manchester derbies, how many times has David de Gea picked the ball out of his own net?

A clue: the rags could easily sing a song about it.

20 goals, 20 goals, D. De Gea!
20 goals, 20 goals, we say!
20 goals, 20 goals, through your fingers!
Saving footballs the U****d way!

 

[RandomJ]

They've become everything they claimed they hated. They took the piss out of Liverpool for hanging onto past glories and are now doing the same now the reality they are shit has sunk in.

 

[Chris in London]

9 the cockney wio gimp with the lip put it out for a throw first off.

Is the correct answer.

De gea's first touch f the ball was of course picking the ball out of his own net.

Next question: in seven manchester derbies, how many times has David de Gea picked the ball out of his own net?

A clue: the rags could easily sing a song about it.

20 goals, 20 goals, D. De Gea!
20 goals, 20 goals, we say!
20 goals, 20 goals, through your fingers!
Saving footballs the U****d way!

Is the correct answer :)

 

[sir baconface]

If you sing it backwards it sounds like "we're a load of shite".

 

[CtidBlueMooner]

Here's my effort taking into account his juicy contract !! ....6 repeat verses and a finale:

Six more years Six more years and you know it
Give him time give him time I say
Mind the gap mind the gap and it's growing
Choosing bosses in the Fergie way

Repeat: Five more years,four more years etc etc
Final verse:
No more years no more years and you're smiling
Fucking shite fucking shite I say
Take a bow take a bow Malcolm Glazier
You're aspiring to the Man City way

 

[CITYBOY1000]

3 Derbies we have won the trot . Getting a nice run of wins in the Manchester derby .

Won 5 out of the last 6 Premiership derbies and 3 on the bounce at the swamp.