30 seconds with Guardiola

[Bluethemaway]

Have you got any of those big fcuk off cigars on you?

 

[Yankunian]

photo and autograph

 

[mayo31]

Thanks, its been a privilege

 

[remember arthur mann]

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Did you enjoy getting rode by Eddie Howe all summer?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When was the last time you traveled by public bus?

About a week ago. Getting my eyes 'dropped' with some stuff they said would sting slightly. They were wrong. It stung a helluva lot. So I couldn't drive myself home, and Mrs Ewing was off on her weekly singing session.

 

[Blue Mist]

Are you coming for a pint ?
You're buying.

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

i met your bother, pere, a few times when i was living in barcelona 2009-10.
we both used to frequent a small bar called bootleg on carrer lledo.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Give him a little tickle

 

[2bluejacko]

Why have you not let Semenyo mix it up with his long throws, what's the harm in trying it, we are shit at corners

 

[fulabeer]

I'd tell him "Rico Lewis isn't, and never was, a right-back". Then thank him for 10 incredible years!

 

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

i met your bother, pere, a few times when i was living in barcelona 2009-10.
we both used to frequent a small bar called bootleg on carrer lledo.

this is actually true btw.

and in 2009, after a few glasses of wine, pere told me eto'o had agreed, in principle, to join man city,
so i joined bluemoon and said so.
my first ever post on here.

it's safe to say i got serious pelters when he backed out, haha.

 

[Blue Mist]

Why have you not let Semenyo mix it up with his long throws, what's the harm in trying it, we are shit at corners

He'd reply "you’ve just answered your own question, now fuck off I'm trying to flog my restaurant"

 

[TShed]

"WTF were you thinking with your team selection for the Porto CL final you bald ****?"

And you owe me over £200 for Covid testing
£400 for flights £75 for the ticket £300 for digs and £500 for my booze

 

[Barcon]

Why did Ederson want to leave?

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Can I have your Stone Island jumper please?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Hi Pep, did you know I was on Eggheads? (hand reaches into wallet, opens wallet and shows him the picture)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Raise one eyebrow in acknowledgement, nod your head (or tip your hat if you're a stylish FOC) and keep on walking.

Save yourself the effort and get some Ancelotti glasses.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

“Any spare change, mate?”

 

[Mifred]

Barm

What do you put on a barm
I do a RAG pudding