Feed-The-Goat
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Kevs gonna blow soon.
Filthy bastard.
Filthy bastard.
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"50 Shades of Grey"
- Thread starter Slicker than Sommeil
- Start date
Cellarite
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- Manchester City
Gnnnnnppphhhhmmmmm........
I'm just going to....log off while I....I need to fill in my Euros wallchart.
I'm just going to....log off while I....I need to fill in my Euros wallchart.
Gaylord du Bois
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That's the matters arising from the last mod meeting you fool.Slicker than Sommeil said:- Swallowing Semen
- Vaginal Fisting
- Anal Fisting
- Butt Plugs
- Genital Clamps
All these are part of a list of some kind on page 174...
I'm now scared of what may occur to my balls in future.
Josh Blue
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nijinsky's fetlocks said:Josh Blue said:Slags and hoes keep flapping their gums about it on facebook.
Stupid fucking bitches.
Ooh you sound really fierce - like that dead rapist rapper or sumfink.
Or a sad little boy trying to act like a grown up.
Ladies and gentlemen - the choice is yours...
pfttt get fukd fool!
I think I nearly just died after reading that.TCIB said:anymore than 2sheiks said:Yes but she'll be expecting a "Mr Darcy" type character to sweep her off her feet in a night of unbridled passion. In reality, she'll get mounted by someone who props himself up on his elbows, grits his teeth and hands out 10 furious vinegar strokes. The whisperings of sweet nothings will be replaced by " 'ere, fucking have some of that".jimmy blue shoes said:Every married man should buy this for the wife.
I'll watch the match and she goes up for a read. Gaggin for it by the time I go up. Never had it so good.
Quoted for soul destroying truth.
I did chuckle.
GStar
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Josh Blue said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:Josh Blue said:Slags and hoes keep flapping their gums about it on facebook.
Stupid fucking bitches.
Ooh you sound really fierce - like that dead rapist rapper or sumfink.
Or a sad little boy trying to act like a grown up.
Ladies and gentlemen - the choice is yours...
pfttt get fukd fool!
"English motherf*cker... do you speak it!?"
york away to this!
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anymore than 2sheiks said:How dare you try to compare an emotionally-charged, erotic masterpiece of a novel with a grubby, well thumbed copy of razzle!!!!nijinsky's fetlocks said:I simply cannot believe that ladies need pornography to become sexually aroused.
The filthy harlots.
You would never catch a gentleman accessing images of womenfolk in a state of undress purely for sexual gratification.
(Deletes 'most visited' sites).
...chapter seven, page 56....
nijinsky's fetlocks
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GStar said:Josh Blue said:nijinsky's fetlocks said:Ooh you sound really fierce - like that dead rapist rapper or sumfink.
Or a sad little boy trying to act like a grown up.
Ladies and gentlemen - the choice is yours...
pfttt get fukd fool!
"English motherf*cker... do you speak it!?"
Don't be too harsh mate - he's a spotty,inadequate wigger who lives at home with mummy and daddy,and his idea of rebellion is refusing to tidy his bedroom.
He thinks speaking like a crack-dealing South Central pimp gangster and listening to dead rapists makes him 'street',and a 'playa'.
I bet he wears his pants low too.
He's just too cool for school.
GStar
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Word, Fet-Lizzle.