I have just been commissioned to pen the follow up to this trilogy of novels. In keeping with the theme of "50 shades of grey" and their slight variations of the title for subsequent editions, mine is to be called "From flaccid pink to angry purple".
It is a quiet, gentle and romantic tale of crusty woolen socks under the bed, curtains that would shatter if struck with a toffee hammer and those hazy summer days filled with erotic yet considerate butt-plugging and spit roasting. It's a real page turner with costumes befitting the era in which the scene is set. Readers will be transfixed as our leading lady, becky, gets her pyjama bottoms and counterfeit ugg boots passionately removed by our leading man, daz from newton heath.
The sexually charged masterpiece will have readers gripped with anticipation as the promise of bum-fingering and golden showers hangs in the air. If this doesn't get the ladies playing the one string banjo then I'm a monkey's uncle.
It is a quiet, gentle and romantic tale of crusty woolen socks under the bed, curtains that would shatter if struck with a toffee hammer and those hazy summer days filled with erotic yet considerate butt-plugging and spit roasting. It's a real page turner with costumes befitting the era in which the scene is set. Readers will be transfixed as our leading lady, becky, gets her pyjama bottoms and counterfeit ugg boots passionately removed by our leading man, daz from newton heath.
The sexually charged masterpiece will have readers gripped with anticipation as the promise of bum-fingering and golden showers hangs in the air. If this doesn't get the ladies playing the one string banjo then I'm a monkey's uncle.