9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Tricky_Trev]

There will be games where Haaland starts on the bench to give him a rest and if we're losing with 20-30 minutes to go, I have no doubt that Haaland will come on and absolutely run riot against tiring defenders.

In just 20-30 minutes, Haaland will only get 6 touches.

4 goals mind, but still only 6 touches.

 

[Blue and true]

Let's be honest, we'd be just like that guy if he was playing for one of our rivals. He's a freak of nature that is going to delight and infuriate in equal measure.

And he's ours.

 

[inconnu]

He should break this season into top 15 Champions League all time goal scorers.

It's mental that at age 22 he needs only few goals more to catch players like Eto, Rivaldo, Rooney, Kaka or Suarez.

We have in our hands megastar and sky is the limit in marketing sense.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Haaland is brilliant, magnificent, etc. Will he take himself off to Spain in three years? Got to keep him. His mate Phil should find him a lovely Manchester lass (or a lad, whatever) whose idea of far away travel is a trip to Scarborough.

 

[Cricket Blue]

What I liked after the game was he thanked the fans and went to all sides.
He seems a nice bloke and very humble.
Dare I say it but could he prove better than Aguero in his time here?

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

He looks like the absolute business. I was talking to a rag I work with on the phone today and he said he tuned in last night just to watch Haaland play!

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

I can't get that 40 year old Iron Maiden song (Alexander the Great) out of my head..

The legend his name
Erling Haaland
His name struck fear into hearts of men
Erling Haaland
Became a legend amongst mortal men
Pep told him to win us the Champions League!

 

[Craig]

What I liked after the game was he thanked the fans and went to all sides.
He seems a nice bloke and very humble.
Dare I say it but could he prove better than Aguero in his time here?

If he stays i have no doubt he will do. He’s that good

 

[bluealf]

Let's be honest, we'd be just like that guy if he was playing for one of our rivals. He's a freak of nature that is going to delight and infuriate in equal measure.

And he's ours.

Speak for yourself.

No fucking way would I be this gimp.