9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He's all fucking legs! View attachment 55767

Phil the face has competition.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Like father like son Ric, we looked after his dad.

Our scouting team were unreal in the early 2000s.

Shame that they were a generation out with Haaland and Reyna.

 

[cinnamon]

How has he got to that? Seriously, how?

<snip>

Erling can bend space and time.

 

[rodders]

The kid's an assassin. He leaves a trail of corpses behind him.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

He and city are a match made in heaven. We are exactly what each other needs at precisely the right time. He’s going to be the biggest name in world football by next spring and we are going to have our best season ever.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

He and city are a match made in heaven. We are exactly what each other needs at precisely the right time. He’s going to be the biggest name in world football by next spring and we are going to have our best season ever.

Unless Mbappe scores 20 in Qatar.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Thank God we have Haaland. That Dortmund game would have ended 1-1 without him.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thank God we have Haaland. That Dortmund game would have ended 1-1 without him.

Thank god Michael Owen signed up to our forum.

:-)

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Thank god Michael Owen signed up to our forum.

:-)

Did Michael Owen say something to this effect on the UK broadcast?

I'm from the USA (obviously). In the States on Paramount+ our announcers were Clive Tyldesley and Robert Green.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Did Michael Owen say something to this effect on the UK broadcast?

I'm from the USA (obviously). In the States on Paramount+ our announcers were Clive Tyldesley and Robert Green.

Not that I know of, but he tends to state the obvious, which I deemed you did when you suggested the game would have been drawn without his goal.