9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Jumanji]

"Yeah, not bad...."

I really like Haaland’s very cool, “I’m just a regular guy vibe.”

I understand why he’s pretty likeable.

Humans like good people. Haaland is a good person.

Fucken welcome to the team, you sensation.

 

[SebastianBlue]

As I said in the match thread, they’re just going to give him the Golden Boot in January as an act of mercy for the rest of the league.

 

[Silva2021]

Noticed how quickly he gets up from being fouled today and how quick he was.

We’re lucky to have him.

 

[SamTheGuru]

The Targaryen has proven to be nothing more than a flop. :D

 

[goalmole]

Needs to step up he’s game, he’s been shite ffs

Averaging nearly 2 goals a game is wank.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

 

[skillman]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

 

[vmsuhail]

Haaland now has as many career PL hat tricks as:

Adebayor
Drogba
Christiano Ronaldo
Lampard
Vardy

Who has the most hat-tricks then and how many it is ?

 

[BlueTG]

Who has the most hat-tricks then and how many it is ?

Aguero - 12 I think.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

It bounced akwardly as well. I've seen a few players in my life score from that position, but it's always been lucky. He controlled it in. He's a machine, I've never seen anything like it.