9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[bluenova]

Another header today - that already equals his best ever Bundesliga season.

He's also just one goal away from his best ever Bundesliga season for goals in the six yard box.

He's actually scaring me now.

 

[Constantine]

I have followed football for over 50 years. Never seen a football phenomenon like this.

 

[Brewster's millions]

Think he’s only just getting up to full fitness now.

Genuinely unplayable today.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

b…b…b…but how many touches did he have?

I've had more touches in lap dancing clubs.
Seldom score, mind you.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I've had more touches in lap dancing clubs.
Seldom score, mind you.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A freak of nature

 

[bluealf]

Our freak of nature

;)

 

[WestGorton]

A brilliant player.

 

[WestGorton]

I have followed football for over 50 years. Never seen a football phenomenon like this.

Agreed

 

[MarcIsTired1986]

A United fan text me today to say City are cheating by having Haaland, and we should only be allowed to play him for 45 mins per match! The meltdown is real!