9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[bluemonkey71]

 

[RonnieColeman123]

I can’t believe how good he is. Simultaneously shutting up the stupid critics “overall play” nonsense. His passing is exceptional

 

[Legal Alien]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

I agree with this.
It's hard not get carried away with this lad, but every game he surpasses the last.
Even the third goal was brilliant, his technique and the power of the shot was top notch and his assist for Phil's second goal was KDB level.
What a player and he's ours :-))

 

[RonnieColeman123]

I also want to add something else. It’s extremely hard or impossible to mark haaland. The reason is that he has the skill to play without the ball. It’s why CR7 back then was so lethal, they don’t need to dribble 6 players or have the team built around them. Just pass to them in the box.. 99% chance it’s a goal

 

[skillman]

I agree with this.
It's hard not get carried away with this lad, but every game he surpasses the last.
Even the third goal was brilliant, his technique and the power of the shot was top notch and his assist for Phil's second goal was KDB level.
What a player and he's ours :-))

A ball coming across to you that way and having to hit it without it coming across your body (Haaland’s third and Phil’s first) is probably one of the hardest finishes out there and he made it look like a piece of piss

 

[svennis pennis]

b…b…b…but how many touches did he have?

 

[pete73]

He has more hat-tricks than Liverpool have wins.

that's an awesome mind boggling stat, I'll take that for the rest of the season..

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Aguero - 12 I think.

At his current rate of a hat-trick every 2.67 games, he’ll tie the all-time record after 32 games. Before then adding another 2 before the season’s out :)

 

[Tricky_Trev]

What do we reckon then. Most hat-tricks in a PL season:

Shearer - 5
Kane - 4
Aguero - 3 (twice)
Haaland - 3 (after 8 games)

Already 3rd on the most hat-tricks in a season stat haha

 

[Withnail]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

Same with the goal against Dortmund, the way he can extend his leg, but at the same time get the accuracy and power in a shot is amazing.