9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Elbow beards]

Get a giant statue built

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

A giant Haaland statue on a City viking ship (Unless that is racist?!)

 

[TinFoilHat]

He was excellent again. Worked ridiculously hard and should/could have had more goals and assists.

I noticed his hold up play today as well.

Not bad for a "tap in merchant"

 

[splinter]

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That'll do

 

[ford7]

There are definitely some improvements in his overall play. I'm intrigued.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Looked leggy but still scored and caused plenty of problems.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

He terrorised another defence , his sheer presence makes the opposition panic , when he won the ball on the left touchline from Tosin in the 2nd half and just ran at their defence was hilariious it took three of them to stop him and still conceded a corner. Its like a 16 year old playing against and under 12 side , knocking all the opposition players out of the way and scoring a hat trick , Man against Boys

 

[skillman]

He must be a nightmare to play against. He’s all hands, aggressive as fuck but has a brilliant, light touch on him too. And an absolute phenom at any chance in the box.

Scandalously good player.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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Achilles from Jason and the Argonauts is not the statue I’d use for him, but to each his own!

I give you Odin…

 

[SamTheGuru]

Only scores penalties, get rid.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Anyone cash in £££££££ on a pre-season 50 goals/34 goals PL record bet today?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Norwegian Fabio .

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Dirty tw@!

I guess we know the secret to his old man's lasagne now.

Erling Haaland's unlikely secret to success is dad Alfie's LASAGNE

Haaland's third hat-trick in a row at home helped Manchester City thrash neighbours United 6-3 at the Etihad on Sunday and took his total for the season to 17 goals in 11 games.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

I initially regretted posting this back in August because I thought I may have gone a bit over the top, maybe not...

 

[OB1]

His all round game is starting to shine.

50 goals is unreal. One more goal and there's only Dixie Dean ahead of him.

 

[Agueroooo9320]

need to aim for 60 goals by the end of the season.

 

[braut]

He's scored 34 goals in 30 games. There's still six league games left of the season. If he plays them all, and keeps up his average goal to game ratio, he's going to finish at 40 or 41 goals in the league. Of course he can have a dry spell and do worse, but he can also go on and do even better. Can't wait to see what happens!

We're facing:

• West Ham
• Leeds
• Everton
• Chelsea
• Brighton
• Brentford

They are currently 8th, 9th, 12th, 15th, 16th, 19th in the table. He should have a fair chance of scoring some goals here!

 

[SebastianBlue]

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[kun]

Career totals

Haaland: 227 goals, 268 games - 0.85 g/g

Messi: 816 goals, 1,055 games - 0.77 g/g

Ronaldo: 835 goals, 1,164 games - 0.72 g/g

Lewandowski: 647 goals, 927 games - 0.70 g/g

Mbappé: 275 goals, 395 games - 0.70 g/g

Neymar: 436 goals, 708 games - 0.62 g/g

Suárez: 539 goals, 902 games - 0.60 g/g

Kane: 346 goals, 578 games - 0.60 g/g


For context:

Agüero: 426 goals, 786 games - 0.54 g/g
Džeko: 397 goals, 921 games - 0.43 g/g
Balotelli: 196 goals, 485 games - 0.40 g/g
Tevez: 321 goals, 822 games - 0.39 g/g
Jesus: 152 goals, 407 games - 0.37 g/g
Anelka: 224 goals, 740 games - 0.30 g/g