9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[The Viking]

I'll never forget what Haaland's biggest critics used to say about him thoughout the entire 2022-23 season!

August (post Community Shield): Darwin Nunez and Gabriel Jesus will outscore Haaland this season
September: Haaland may score hat-tricks, but they are all tap ins
October: Just man-mark KDB out and Haaland is basically useless
November: Man City are in 2nd place and playing collectively worse with Haaland, conversations must be held
December: World Cup break
January: Knew PL defenders would adapt to Haaland, that form wasn't sustainable
February (pre-Emirates clash): Haaland doesn't score in away games vs other Big 6 teams
March/April: Watch Haaland fold in them crunch CL clashes coming up
May: Harry Kane doing magic in this Spurs team is way more impressive than what Haaland does in Man City

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Me thinks the Viking is starving for Saturday; expecting a dominant display to mirror all those before him this year when it mattered

 

[jimharri]

Me thinks the Viking is starving for Saturday; expecting a dominant display to mirror all those before him this year when it mattered

Let's hope he ends this shocking barren spell he's on.

;-)


Mind you, I'd settle for a 3 or 4 goal win with him not scoring!

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Let's hope he ends this shocking barren spell he's on.

;-)


Mind you, I'd settle for a 3 or 4 goal win with him not scoring!

I think his biggest performances, in terms of magnitude, hasn’t reaped the goals he should of scored, arsenal, Bayern and Madrid at home stands out; he destroyed them and easily could of been a hatrick in all 3, granted he scored but he absolutely battered all of them, setting the tone throughout…

United will find out Saturday imo, he’s had his little barren spell (lol), but let’s be honest, anything near those above performances and we’ll run through them!

 

[Haaland94]

 

[citizen_maine]

Signing for Madrid on Monday then

 

[Bluemoon2393]

Signing for Madrid on Monday then

Never. He's here to stay even if they offer a Billion Pounds.

The best player in the World. Has everything you need for a complete striker. Also a blue through and through.

 

[citizen_maine]

Never. He's here to stay even if they offer a Billion Pounds.

The best player in the World. Has everything you need for a complete striker. Also a blue through and through.

Yeah. he's alright, I suppose.

 

[Withnail]

Hat trick please tomorrow, Erling.

 

[jimharri]

Yeah. he's alright, I suppose.

I reserve judgement until he proves he can do the business on "a wet wednesday night in Stoke"™. As of now, he's an effective tap in merchant, nothing more. A glorified Corradi, if you like.